Sean Craddock

i feel like they're siblings. cousins at least

If the French have put a massive laser light show together with electronic music and not involved Jean-Michel Jarre, that might genuinely be some kind of crime

Two votes made for Switzerland, one for Croatia, one for Lithuania- and an appreciative nod to Spain, but you’re not in my bets so sod ya. #esc2024

@MittenDAmour Daði Freyr doing Whole Again was my highlight last year, so good.

I can’t help but look at last year with great fondness and think this year was lacking by comparison. Hannah Waddingham, wossname pissed in the booth, Mel doing the Polish milkmaid, the unforgettable songs, the atmosphere… #Eurovision2024

We survived. Well done everyone. Now for numberwang. #esc2024

I’m pretty sure this is the chord progression to Rhythm is a Dancer, and even with such solid foundations it’s still a crock of shite. #aut #esc2024

Can’t believe they took 24 songs to announce a ballad was coming, I’ve needed the loo for ages. #fra #esc2024

I hope Croatia’s attempts to make a song that sounds like all the leftfield winners of the past, all at once, are successful, cos I whacked a few bets on this nonsense without even hearing it. #esc2024

I quite like this, it’s catchy, upbeat and daft. How dare them. #esc2024 #sui

I wasn’t aware my dog had entered into Eurovision #esc2024 Go Neemz.

Sheinkira. #cyp #esc2024

I didn’t even notice Portugal, and from what I can tell #arm didn’t actually sing anything other than noises. Nearly done though, hurrahhhh. #esc2024

@MittenDAmour JORTS AND SHIT MORRISONS FIREWORKS

@seany85 JORTS FOR EVERYONE

Finland just giving the people exactly what we want hooked into our #Eurovision2024 veins.

Well this is why we watch this shit isn’t it? Bravo for your batshit dreadful ridiculousness. MAKE SOME NOISE FOR HIS JORTS. #fin #esc2024

Is she meant to be a siren on a rock or something? I’m pretty sure they were meant to enchant people to their deaths, not bore them. #srb #esc2024

Angelina Mango is an anagram of ‘analing a gnome’ and that’s about the best thing about that song. #esc2024 #ita

This band were formed 20 years ago, and it appears they tapped into the zeitgeist right away. Then stayed there. Ehhhh. #nor #ESC2024

This is like if Liz Lemon got a proper cut away song instead of Jenna. #ESC2024

@sillypunk No idea what you’re talking about 👀

I feel we are pandering to a core #eurovision demographic with that staging #unitedkingdom