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@seattlejuno

trans. comedian. she/her. not that #trans Juno, the other one. https://t.co/cxRz9tQt4v

Seattle, WA Katılım Ağustos 2013
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If I had a dollar for every friend that’s tried to get me into a pyramid scheme, I’d probably have more money than my friends who’ve tried to get me into a pyramid scheme.
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Dominic Toretto: You can’t put a price on family. Flo from Progressive: Once again Mr. Toretto, you’ve maxed out the payout on your insurance plan. Please stop calling. #fastandfurious #insurance #vindiesel
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Republicans: Transwomen aren’t real women, you’re just a man pretending and trying to trick other Americans into being complicit in your sick fantasy. Me: That’s a weird thing to open with on Grindr. Republicans:….free tonight?
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The second in a series of posts that dives into what game creators are facing in their day to day - and how Epoch is building better tools and services that we ourselves wish we had when getting games out to market! medium.com/epoch-ml/creat…
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Last week I was nominated by the Seattle Gay News for best local comedian of 2023, and for as cool as I'd like to play things, it does feel exciting to be mentioned on any kind of 'best of' comedy list. ❤ So this is my shameless self-promotion: you can vote for me below!
SGN: Seattle Gay News@SeattleGayNews

Have you voted for the #SGNBestof2023 ? Well, if you haven't there's still time! Voting ends on December 12 at midnight! Vote for the best drag performer here: forms.gle/qfZ3oXoGbuJanR… Vote for all other categories here: forms.gle/JAJYce1xD5EQCV…

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My new career ambition is to be the KKK’s first DEI program manager. “Daryl, we hate with our hearts not with our hands. And Kevin said you grabbed his shoulder in a way that made him feel uncomfortable”.
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A weed-themed show with only pansexual comedians: Pots and Pans
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A dating app called “Good Enough” You don’t set preferences, you set baselines.
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Trans Juno: Curate a high-femm image of yourself to project out to the world, replete with makeup, jewelry, hair, clothes, and flattering undergarments. Asian Juno: WTF, Costco is selling 3 bras for $24.99?!
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*me trying to book shows in LA for July*
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Enemies: You're a child groomer and mentally disturbed. Allies: You're so brave and courageous. Friends: Juno you live here, stop taking pictures of the Space Needle like a goddamn tourist.
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Sometimes when I’m walking the down a busy street I’ll start singing Silver Bells to myself because it starts with “City sidewalks”
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Somehow almost as bad as misgendering me
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A week ago, I quit my job at Webflow. NOT because I wanted to, NOT because I was laid off (though, yes, they have done this without actually using the terms "laid off), NOT because I was fired, but because I was pushed out...for no good reason. And thus, I was forced to quit.
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Comedy lineups in Seattle
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Maximum city living day: just found out my new dentist’s office is between a Mexican restaurant and a strip club.
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BREAKING: Tucker Carlson reveals shocking new Purge footage proving that while bloody and violent, most Purgers were in fact peacefully murderous.
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