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HELLO IT'S US, JUST HOPPING INTO YOUR TIMELINE TO SAY THAT WE'VE BEEN CALLING HIM BAE INSLEE FOR YEARS AND HAVE ALWAYS ACKNOWLEDGED HIS GENERAL HOTNESS, THAT IS ALL. — The Original Jay Inslee Swoon Club

For those of you still listening to us: Do you want more Seattlishes to exist in the future? Maybe! We wouldn't have existed without KUGS, and this scholarship would allow more WWU students to have this life-changing experience. Please give it your money. vikingfunder.com/project/13259

Popping back in to say that Jose is a dear friend of Seattlish and we would love for you to help him out. twitter.com/thebeigeone/st…

@genebalk @michaeljmaddux @Andres4Seattle @QAGreenways @bruteforceblog @ESTBLSHMNT Basically: Ban comments. If people have an opinion to share they can create their own idiot blog on Tumblr dot com or whatever. I MEAN WE DID IT HOW HARD CAN IT BE? (it is hard)

@genebalk @michaeljmaddux @Andres4Seattle @QAGreenways @bruteforceblog @ESTBLSHMNT That said, as Facebook has proven, it's not even about being anon; people are very willing to put their racist, hateful, garbled nonsense at the bottom of an article even when their full name, workplace, and picture of their grandchildren is attached.

@genebalk @michaeljmaddux @Andres4Seattle @QAGreenways @bruteforceblog @ESTBLSHMNT Comments are a mess. You work for hours/days/MONTHS making an article & some dipshit named HotBallz420 is like "lolol libtard" and it basically gets equal billing. But bosses love them because they = clicks. People come back to check on the tiny turd gardens they've planted.

The City is opening a cold weather shelter from February 18 through February 20 in light of the extended forecast for overnight temperatures around freezing. The shelter will be open from 7 PM to 7 AM at the Seattle Center Exhibition Hall (301 Mercer Street, Seattle, WA 98109)

OK THANKS WE LOVE YOU BYE.

All you have to say is like, Hey Bob, big fan. Thanks for your amazing work on #NetNeutrality. There are a number of lawful, consumer-focused reasons to consider. I hope you will look at them and consider filing a separate suit to block the proposed merger. xoxo A Voter

@AGOWA If you have like TWO SECONDS today, it would be great if you could shoot our beloved Bob a note asking that he explore this option. Contact form is here: fortress.wa.gov/atg/formhandle…

@AGOWA So here's the deal. <3 Bob <3 has joined the AGs of +20 states in suing the FCC to stop the rollback of #netneutrality. Yay! But now, we need one more thing: for him to potentially file a lawsuit to stop the merger of AT&T & Time Warner altogether.

Hey babes, it's us, writing about something important. You know how much we love @AGOWA Bob Ferguson. Well, we need y'all to send me him some letters. Not mean ones! Just encouraging. It's about #netneutrality.

Update: We survived and it was very fun and soothing. Thanks to @UrbanFloat for a salty good time. Now we’re gonna go eat pizza.

Today the Original Founding Members of Seattlish are going to do that salt pod sensory deprivation floating thing. Pray for us.

Also Tom Brady is the human equivalent of single-ply toilet paper and we hope he cries into the worlds saddest skinless chicken breast on the flight home.

We have historically not been fans of eagles, but we are very happy that a bird team beat the team that Donald Trump likes. Congrats, Philly!!! It’s fun to win Super Bowls!!!

Happy holidays from some Christmas witches.

Logging in to say that Jimmy Graham does not get enough credit for having a truly exquisite butt.

@seabikeblog :( sorry bb