colt seavers

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Can anyone bring me coffee. Please.

I'm tired. 😢

@ahsokaskyber If it's just a hangout, maybe.

@seaverstunts can a girl not schedule a hang out...

Pipe down. All of you. Seriously. Apparently I have 7 pussies to eat by 4pm, and I don't think I can handle all of that.

@coltseaversbf 😮‍💨

@seaverstunts i'm the first in line babe

@ahsokaskyber Maxine.

@seaverstunts can I be ur 1pm?

@ahsokaskyber What.

@seaverstunts HELLO???

Plus, it'd make Jody mad.

@ahsokaskyber Yeah. 🤤

@seaverstunts did you at least get your taco bell...

Taco bell near me

@szxper Nothing is worse than the post-it notes.

@seaverstunts It is, in my opinion, worse than the post-it notes…

worse than that? they’re all pink.

@girlforthego Please get out of there...

@seaverstunts I am now in your walls as we speak

I just woke up. Where did you all come from.

@girlforthego Liam, please.

@seaverstunts From your basement

@cigloui Wh?????

@seaverstunts unfortunately i don’t know what you’re talking about sorry

@szxper Oh Christ. That's bad. That's really bad.

@seaverstunts okay… now to be completely earnest with you. this is the best explanation.

@cigloui Like the band???

@seaverstunts sublime

@cigloui Uhh. Florida?

@seaverstunts where did YOU come from

Good fucking God. Not again.

@fbumpsituation What.... No way.

@seaverstunts Magic

@imjusstkenn Ooookay. Cool. Glad to know.

@seaverstunts It’s my totally cool house? We drink and discuss horses and the patriarchy there! It’s also like boys night all the time so we can hang out and do cool stuff like beach

@imjusstkenn What is the "Mojo Dojo Casa House"... as your right hand I think I should know.