Stud/Spud

@secondarypotato @MontrealRoyal I hope I said that right…

Qui a la meilleure chimie d'équipe? Malik et Melvyn ou Malik et l'arbitre? 🤔 🔵🟠 #audl2023 | #royalmontreal | #pourtoujours

@bring_snaaacks @Ultimate_Finley @laynedodge

@Ultimate_Finley @laynedodge Literally no one is going to get a jersey for "MBA at Business"

@RingerTheUlti I said what I said

But when I implore him to throw deep, he doesn’t reward me :(

@RingerTheUlti Everest who? I have Jason again

Pawel looking lost at US Open without a player like Everest Shapiro

Yes yes yes Mmm playoffs so good Gang gang

@secondarypotato @FlatballKenny @theAUDL @laaviators Our therapist hates us

The @theAUDL West hasn’t stopped its roller coaster ride of surprises since @secondarypotato signed with @laaviators in the off-season.

@secondarypotato @kevingoldberg43 Why are we supporting this? He’s publicly plotting to take our job?!?

It’s still unclear when I’ll be able to play again, but when I get back I’m gonna throw the *dirtiest* 15yd open-side unders

Oh come on. Hasn’t @SScook206 been through enough?

@secondarypotato You’re embarrassing us

As a prominent Chicago person I think I speak for all of us when I say that deep dish is the superior form of pizza. “Tomato pie” is an embarrassment to the pizza community.

I’m the only bobblehead the people need

Can’t wait until we have to announce half our roster is on IR after a game of twig

I get: a 6 year deal You get: potato salad brought to your party

I may or may not have done the frisbee equivalent of putting my nuts on his drum set…

@michaelkiyoi @laaviators Why do you insist on overshadowing my accomplishments?

@laaviators get two wins in the Northwest. Playing Seattle on the second day is no easy task, despite their record. Their crowd is awesome still. Besides the wins the best person stat I can have is zero turns/drops.

We spent this whole time debating who would be named first this week

I’m good at this “karaoke”

@michaelkiyoi @SDGrowlers Blink twice if you’re in danger

Weird to give @SDGrowlers a compliment, but their on air announcers are very good. Steve and Brian are both great Ultimate players and have solid understanding of how the game works. They call plays as they see them and aren’t nearly as biased as other announcers 👏🏽

@secondarypotato I’m a primary handler not a poet