Secret Squirrel 🐿️🇺🇸🕵️
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Secret Squirrel 🐿️🇺🇸🕵️
@secretsquirrel
Just your average, security-cleared, cubicle rodent living the spy dream.
Washington, DC Katılım Ağustos 2013
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Happy St. Paddy’s Day 🍀
May your clearance stay active, your background check stay boring, and your secrets stay… classified.
Don’t drink like you’ve got nothing to lose — you definitely signed an SF-86 😉 #StPatricksDay #SecurityClearance
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When a Security Clearance Upgrade Can Lead to a Denial
Clearance holders often assume that if they already hold a clearance, an upgrade will be routine, but that's not always what happens.
news.clearancejobs.com/2026/03/15/whe…
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ClearanceJobs career event + Hiring Our Heroes resume reviews? Booking my flight to San Diego NOW.
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3 security clearance applicants appealed their denials after admitting ongoing marijuana use, even after acknowledging it’s illegal under federal law. Despite arguments about state legality / plans to quit, DOHA upheld the denials🚫Highlights of the cases: clearancejobsblog.com/three-security…
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DHS Background Investigator Arrested During Prostitution Sting: clearancejobsblog.com/dhs-background…
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Secret Squirrel reporting in: I agreed to “help out” and somehow ended up running the whole operation. Again. If you need me, I’ll be updating my job title to Director of Other People’s Tasks.
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Certain federal agencies, like those that grant access to nuclear information, use an additional security and safety vetting measure known as the Human Reliability Program (HRP).
Read more clearancejobsblog.com/alcohol-use-di…
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Purchase @LindyKyzer’s book TRUST ME to learn more facts about security clearances: amazon.com/dp/B0G1RV33P4/…
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To our rodent cuzzos, we can relate. Happy Groundhog Day 🦫
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Ties to Family in Russia Results in Clearance Denial
View the full case: clearancejobsblog.com/ties-to-family…
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1099 background investigator morale is at an all time low, and people are leaving for other career fields. Looking forward to 2026, the hiring freeze has thawed, and more contractor support is needed to do the work that was done by federal employees who left the government.
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