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🧵 a thread of my bellyconrad fics

50% of writing is just staring in a daze at the computer screen while you hallucinate scenes

when a fic includes phrases they’ve canonically said

no smoking in the gallery.

watching character of all time who I love dearly hit rock bottom and giggling into my pillow about it having it for breakfast lunch and dinner

@maybemondayx 💖

honestly me writing six whole chapters so I could get to the overlay bar scene 🌸

@peachsurfboard PEACH

#smau mr. brightsides — a crossover au in which famous influencer belly conklin crosses paths with star hockey player shane hollander and ilya and conrad feel totally normal about that! 100% for sure!

@frankengfs Oh my god

i am getting some very serious work done for powerpoint night w/ my friends

@maybemondayx Real

the tragedy of moonsblue not being on here so I can't send them a 5000 word love letter and the relief of moonsblue not being on here so can't send them a 5000 word love letter

if u leave me an ao3 comment with quotes from my fic it makes us friends. if u do this and you happen to mention one or more excerpts that i was particularly fond of when writing the fic it makes us Best Friends. For Ever. i don't care if we have spoken before

@whodamc @momshydrangeas So grateful I managed to lure you here, Katie 🌸

@momshydrangeas I got it I joined in like November after @secureyoursoul (joanlocked) kinda said something in a random comment! The chain continues!!

@momshydrangeas it's me caerdroia from ao3 welcome to Twitter I swear we're all completely deranged!!

@frankengfs ❤️❤️❤️

how it feels having fic ideas above your skill level

@kneeinjurie oh no no no i love it

Shane is not very good at braids

sto: piangendo

@lalucrezi4 bellissima storia specialmente il dettaglio di superclassico mi piace molto

gli dice bro ti aiuto io a trovare i semi di chia ma alla fine hanno passato 35 minuti usando google maps perché hudson aveva dimenticato dove fosse il conad pensava wow questo tipo sembra un atleta olimpionico lo chiamerò mr olympia nel mio diario segreto e questo è quanto

era successo che lo sfigato di los angeles si era preso una sbandata dopo la zoom call allora cosa ha fatto è andato col ditino su IG ha fatto la sua ricerchina e chiesto il numero al tipello MA quando ha visto che c’aveva la morosa ha passato un quarto d'ora terribile

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@aheavylid 🥰💖🚬

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#hollanov 🏒 / M / 5k / oneshot archiveofourown.org/works/83127281

@whomstiskatie Let me know when you find out. This hatred for everything HR related I keep seeing on the tl is ridiculous lol had to unfollow a few people