very berry

not anxious bc my family life is great!

surely not everyone was kung fu fighting

ye one of the ninja turtles names is sean

@DanaInMelbourne @UniMelb people are dying stop complaining about your shit

@shannonsharpeee @Jimfromupstairs

Akon sings “locked up” while police are arresting a child predator

@ykkswb @Jimfromupstairs

@NoPlugMedia @Jimfromupstairs

HE FELL ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL WITH A NAKED WOMAN IN THE BACK😭💀

@CrimKarma @Jimfromupstairs

El que es bueno pesca como quiere

@memechaotic @Jimfromupstairs

@Jimfromupstairs @HumansNoContext that is absolutely incredible

@HumansNoContext @sedaccaa

This couple had their pet llama as a groomsman 😭🦙

@jack_waldr0n @RealEmirHan fucked

@RealEmirHan @sedaccaa

Best duel in a movie? I’ll start:

@MichaelBensonn @MatchroomBoxing @twoshoesookman me and my dad

‼️ Eddie Hearn clashing with Ryan Garcia's father Henry Garcia after the Devin Haney defeat, shouting "f*** you" at each other before shaking hands and squashing the beef… [🎥 @MatchroomBoxing]

@UMaga123456 @Geof4icac @9NewsMelb @EmilyRice28 you love jews mate

@UMaga123456 @Geof4icac @9NewsMelb @EmilyRice28 maybe if you ask nicely they’ll give it to you

Yet another international pop star has touched down in Melbourne, but she won't be playing to a sellout crowd. Katy Perry is performing at the Kew mansion of billionaire Anthony Pratt, to a select group of invitees including the Prime Minister. @EmilyRice28 #9News

@Jimfromupstairs @jack_waldr0n one of your best

@jack_waldr0n @sedaccaa

You simply just forget what day it is this time of year…. Pint of Carlton please chief. #FestiveSeason

watermelon will make you gasp but mango will make you cry

me face timing montana: so what’s your favoured deathly hallow?

@insultsrare @Jimfromupstairs

my family time is basically everyone asking each other how their food is

tell megatron let’s tango