Lauren Peterson

My food just came at a restaurant and I clapped. Yeah I clap for food.

@MPeterson91 Cause you have a wife and toddler and enjoy spending time with them too?

@stpaulpublicw @Chris_Heinze @cityofsaintpaul Roselawn to larp for starts

@Chris_Heinze @cityofsaintpaul Can you provide a specific section of Rice street, or a cross street so we can send the location to our street maintenance crews? Thanks

Public Works crews are patching potholes throughout @cityofsaintpaul with hot mix! Cold mix asphalt that is used during the winter is only temporary for patching. Please be patient as we start to patch with hot mix. We are prioritizing arterial high volume traffic streets first.

@MNHockeyStar @MPeterson91 Take notes...

that time of year when the North hates the Metro and the Metro hates Private schools and Everyone hates Edina

@MPeterson91 @TheAllenEcho @alyssaderbyetc This is not Ricky. This is Zac Effron on the set of high school the musical 4.

@MPeterson91 It's perfection. We love a monotone moment.

@MPeterson91 lemme be the judge

FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@jessicaspray @takeyourzoloft Aka Beauty Lab and Laser

Crying over the DCFC/Postal Service show selling out in less than 2 min because I'm still a 15-year-old sad boi.

Every night between today and Christmas is a Friday. I don’t make the rules.

@takeyourzoloft This is the POOREST cast trip I can remember on a housewives franchise in ages. The HOUSE, the "private" beach party, the tug boat.... oooof

@MarshalLPick Slow introductions. Have the man sitting when they meet and not paying much attention to her. Let him give her lots of treats. You stay close to her and give her praise/comfort.

@MPeterson91 Be nice to my boyfriend

@RelleNelle For sure doesn’t want to answer for what appears to have been the rape of a cast member.

Ashley didn’t show up because she came across as a complete ass this season and doesn’t want to be questioned about her foolishness. What a jerk. #BelowDeckSailingYacht #BelowDeckReunion #BelowDeck

This opinion doesn’t bring us back to the 1950s. It brings us back to the 1850s.

Wow, it's like this could have been predicted or something.

@MarshalLPick Marshall, are you ok?

Anyone else feel like 'lentil crumble' was already unappealing before the possibility of organ damage?

@MarshalLPick A golf league intended to rival the PGA that is backed by Saudi money

My husband bringing me a slice of cheese when he gets to shredding cheese for dinner is my love language.