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#thegrapeswreagreen Food mediocre at best. Management fail to pass on customer car details to private parking enforcement run by Briannia, resulting in £100 fine. No customer service as no one ever answers the phone.

@GrapesWreaGreen Food mediocre at best. Management fail to pass on customer car details to private parking enforcement run by Briannia, resulting in £100 fine. No customer service as no one ever answers the phone.

Now that #JohnsonsPhone is unlocked is anyone else waiting to see if #CharlotteOwen sent any text, addressed to 'dad'?

@BotFinderUK Boris' first wife was called what again? Oh yeah, Allegra Mostyn Owen. And he names a Charlotte Owen (pictured) in the honours list.... what a amazing coincidence....

#bbclaurak yeah but, yeah but.....

Is it me or has #bbclaurak been taking interview techniques lessons from Vicky Pollard, yeah but, yeah but.......

Ive heard that tv companies are looking to do a prequel to #24hrsAE its called '24hr wait for an amburlance'

@unitedutilities might wise to remind your drivers the law about towing in the outside lane of the motorway

@zcelticboy @MartinSLewis NonDoms

@MartinSLewis Can somebody explain who benefits from VAT-free shopping for UK visitors? Visitors from entire EU bloc, + other countries still have to pay import tax when they return to their countries with UK-bought goods. Any VAT discount amount is eaten up by import taxes. #minibudget

My mini-budget instant explainer. - Stamp Duty cut (Eng & NI) how it’ll work - National Insurance & Income tax changes, how it affects you Feel free to share

Ask any wholetime fire fighter if they trust #PinocchioPenny.... we all remember her lies when she was the fire minister.

Dominic Raab must of missed the first day of his Legal degree. The day where the meaning 'guilty' is explained.

@Haggis_UK Is he really this stupid? if airport baggage handlers go on strike, he'd go round telling everyone how much a pilot earns.... he's a fecking retard!

Boris Johnson - "Train drivers are on £59,000 & some are on £70,000, fine if they want to go on strike... " But The train drivers aren't on strike.

The story of #BorisJohnson trying to give #carriejohnson a job whilst their were having an affair, may explain how #NadineDorries made the front bench

How many English will move north of the border? north enough to get full EU access and far enough away from Boris and is fascists party! #ScottishIndependence2023

The Conservatives have just guaranteed they’ll lose the next general election. Patience. They’re fucked.

@Stuart4WolvesSW @Conservatives

@MarieAnnUK How to hide the rising cost of living..... change the prices displayed from 1 kg to 1 lbs and claim prices are lower.....

@RosieisaHolt Haha, brilliant. Sneaking water into work in a whisky bottle.

MP excuses latest No.10 photo “he didn’t realise it was a party”

@GR56OVR Even when WW2 was over and Hitler had shot himself, he still had a small number of believers also....