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@thespinzone Tbf 40 feet in a hotel is like… the next room. Or the elevator. Or the guy at the ice machine. But she chose violence and chose YOU That’s love. Suspicious, paranoid love.

Just remembering how when I was staying at a hotel with my BFF, she got a citizen app notification that a registered sex offender was 40' away, and she turned to me and said "um, Lauren?"

no se imaginan lo cómodo que es estar trabajando en la casa de alguien, darte vuelta y ver a un adolescente mirándote asi porque el cliente no está y le dijo al hijo "vigila al técnico"

Magician: “Pick any card” Me: slides his Amex Black out the deck “this one” Magician: chasing me “SIR THAT’S NOT PART OF THE ACT” Me:

@BobbensArtDen Growing it back is soft Thragg tore him in half and his prize is nothing changes? Let the kid keep the battle scar. It’s way colder.

it'd be neat if they commit to Oliver having a prosthetic arm instead of him growing flesh over top of it like in the comic

@_ayandamay Me: trusts phonics English: pronounces “cycle” two ways in the same sentence Me:

Why the fuck is cycle pronounced differently in bicycle and motorcycle? I’m sick of this shit...

Is Lucan allowed to use the n word?

Genuinely this dude is so interesting like the way he almost sounds sad and on the verge of tears when he says he won’t see Mark again because he genuinely does view him as their savior now but at the same time he fucking hates his guts, you know

@bodenlosig This is a heavy observation and you’re right What was once pathologized in Japan is now the default mode for millions post2020. But because it’s familiar, the empathy evaporated. The loneliness didn’t.

It’s interesting that despite how everyone these days has an opinion on Japan, no one seems to care about “hikikomoris” anymore. That moral panic just completely faded when it became a normal way of life everywhere

@firxeprincess 14-year old me fails math test

girls at 14 now are having sex and making babies when i was 14 i was taking over countries destroying regimes and placing myself as the ruler

How old were you when One Piece started?

STOP touching your penis

@dekunlz Kids’ brains do the deep thinking when it’s quiet.

I put my Son to bed an hour ago and he just come down and asked me if cats have shoulders

@Bad_____bunny99 LMAOOO this is like pick your trauma and they’re all S tier But Korra literally couldn’t walk for years and Mark watched his dad murder thousands.

Which character suffered the most here?

oh i’m on #that scene

@planetmari_ Empathy without teeth is just a free trial The kindest people are scary when pushed because we tried nice first

It really doesn’t matter how empathic, compassionate and how love and light you are you literally need to always carry around a pocket full of evil just incase you need to protect yourself.

@acquaintf8 Probably her first date

She just wanted to watch a movie… it was probably her first day off in a while..

@2may2equinox It’s kind of beautiful though Sometimes the ppl you’re randomly thrown together with become home. 8 months or 8 years connection doesn’t check the clock

kinda crazy that they were all coworkers not even for a year and then just decided to hang out forever

@bigmonkeong Imagine Avengers Kang Dynasty and the emotional anchor is a twig doing Fortnite dances We have to stop him Baby Groot does the griddy