segmentum obscurus 🍊,💊

@slohmfi @opnetbtc @opnetbtc_eco @Motoswap @binance Is WL still a thing?

$SLOHM IBO (Initial Bond Offering) Soon.

Courtesy of Mega Whale, old school OG

BTC bear market price action mirroring 2022: May-June 2022 on the right, a few days ago on the left.

Wider context:

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🚨 UPDATE: Altseason discussions have hit rock bottom on social media, which historically has been a strong buy signal before major alt rallies begin, per Santiment.

This is still one of my favorite posts in Crypto 😂

@CryptoJelleNL Not quite there yet, no. Another -30 - 40% left

Every $BTC bear market in history has bottomed below the 0.618 retracement level - with every bear being shallower than the one before it. We could be close to the bottom, but I don't think we're there just yet. Patience. 🧘🏼‍♂️

@velo_xyz Dw, it'll resolve. The more it stays here and OI builds up, the more violently it'll resolve, too

Bitcoin has been stuck in this range for a month.

Hell no, but do in the cycle

@0xVKTR Fucking gold, LMAO

today i learned about the chinese circular gooner economy delivery drivers work 12 hour shifts on meituan → tip their earnings to egirls livestreaming on douyin → girls are too exhausted from streaming to cook → order takeout on meituan → same drivers deliver it → tip again 100% efficient monetary velocity. i expect this dystopian meta to hit the west soon

@chiefofautism Meanwhile I'm here wrangling Claude

someone connected LIVING BRAIN CELLS to an LLM Cortical Labs grew 200,000 human neurons in a lab and kept them alive on a silicon chip, they taught the neurons to play Pong, then DOOM now someone wired them into a LLM... real brain cells firing electrical impulses to choose every token the AI generates you can see which channels were stimulated, the feedback from the neurons in choosing that letter or word

@coinbureau Excellent, right on time and on cue, please sell more

🚨 BREAKING: LARGEST PUBLIC BITCOIN MINER MARA HOLDINGS TO CONSIDER SELLING ITS BITCOIN RESERVES MARA, the second-largest public Bitcoin holder, has updated its treasury policy to allow potential sales of its stockpiled Bitcoin. The company currently holds 53,822 $BTC, ranking just behind Saylor’s Strategy.

Reminder that the left is impossible to strawman.

@ImtiazMadmood Bingo

If you invite a robber into your home, they steal from you. If you invite a pedophile into your home, they rape your daughters. If you invite a murderer into your home, they kill you and your family. If you invite an Islamist into your country, they do all three. - @rich_toronto

SOL bros... LMAO

No one is talking about this. Bitcoin dropped 15% in February and closed its 5th consecutive red monthly candle, the second time in history. The first time we saw 6 consecutive red candles was in 2018–2019. After that, Bitcoin printed 5 consecutive green candles and pumped 308% from $3400 to $14,000. If history repeats, BTC is close to a bottom after five red months, and we could see a massive reversal in the coming months.

“I live in Dubai with all the crypto scammers. I make millions and millions trading. (BTW subscribe to link in bio, I need your $40/month, which will def get you rich as well)” Never stop CT, always a good laugh around here.