Boy Tailor🪡

I want to hear men’s icks too 😂😂😂

What’s the grief milestone nobody prepares you for? Not the funeral. Not the first year. The weird specific one nobody talks about.

I know he’s 6 assists behind Bruno, but he’s the most creative player in the league, in a way a Bruno can’t be. Because creativity isn’t just numbers alone, it’s type of chances you create. Bruno Fernandes is a volume creator. He plays early, he plays often, he forces situations. A lot of his creativity comes from repetition crosses, through balls, set-pieces, constant risk-taking. That’s why the assist numbers are always high. It’s pressure over time. But Rayan Cherki is a different kind of creator entirely. He creates chances that aren’t supposed to exist. It’s the weight of pass when there’s no angle. The disguised slip when defenders think the play is dead. The ability to draw three players in, freeze them, and then release the ball at the exact last second. That’s not volume creativity, that’s imagination-based creativity. Bruno sees passes early. Cherki sees them late….. when no one else can. And that’s the difference. Because when you defend Bruno, you’re preparing for patterns….runs in behind, early crosses, quick through balls When you defend Cherki, there is no pattern. He can stand still for two seconds and still break your entire shape with one touch. Also, Cherki’s creativity is tied to his 1v1 threat. That’s what makes it more dangerous. He doesn’t need movement around him to create he can generate the advantage himself. Beat a man, attract another, then create. Bruno depends more on structure, Cherki is the structure. So even if the stats say Bruno is ahead, the reality is… Bruno creates more chances. Cherki creates harder chances,Bruno relies on repetition, Cherki relies on invention And when you talk about pure creativity, that’s where Cherki sits in a space Bruno simply doesn’t operate in.

Yall might say im being local but believe me when i say that Corn flakes,Golden morn last longer in my house than Garri Garri is just too versatile and it’s not getting enough pr 🚶‍♂️

it’s not even about being delulu, e sure for me die say i go make am.

i dey so boring these days lmao

First lecture of the semester. Dr. Fashola is taking attendance. He gets to a name “Tunde Aborisade” and calls it twice. Nobody answers. He marks it present both times. Then he looks up at the class and says, very quietly: "Row G. Back left corner. Don't sit there tomorrow." Then he moves straight on. No explanation. Just continues down the register like he said nothing unusual at all. We looked at each other. Nobody spoke. The seat in row G, back left corner, was already empty.