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THREAD: The judge who sentenced Shiloh Hendrix to a 90-day stayed jail sentence, 200 hours of community service, probation, and a $1000 fine for using the n-word has a history of giving sex offenders no jail time.

“Refugee child takes his first warm bath” 1.) we are all spoiled af 2.) I want to work harder so I can fund stuff like this one day.

Trump outmaneuvered the best thinkers at the Pentagon. They told him that starting this conflict with Iran would send oil skyrocketing to $150 to $350 a barrel, which would collapse the global economy. Their advice? Keep kicking the can down the road like every administration before him. Trump’s response? "Watch me." Instead of following their traditional playbook, he fought it differently, outmaneuvered the regime, and kept the Strait of Hormuz open, defying every expert prediction. He proved the establishment dead wrong on keeping the choke point open... but why didn't he do this during his last term? What did Trump 47 see that 45, and everyone else in Washington, was blind to?

Honour of lifetime to be Minister for Safeguarding. Quickly found contents overwhelmingly triggering. Did bravest thing I’ve ever done & told PMs team I sadly couldn’t stay. Victims deserve someone at their best. I wish my successor well & will do all I can to support them.

Nobody said you couldn’t bring a hammock to the airport. To reduce tension, or to avoid having a falling out with the airport, check with them about where you can and can’t hang your napping apparatus.

They’ve introduced the acronym SHAPE (Social Sciences, Humanities, and Arts for People and the Economy) due to the success of STEM and it doesn’t really work because “women in SHAPE” sounds like a comment on our bodies.

Odysseus sacrificed 6 men in The Odyssey because he knew Charybdis would've eliminated them all. That whole sequence was terrifying. Men really be facing demons. 😳

BREAKING: FDA reveals the Taylor Farms’ cyclospora test was a “false positive” — once again leaving the outbreak’s source unknown.

JUST IN: White House announces all ICE field offices will have body cameras within 60 days.

Matt Damon stopped eating gluten to prepare for his role in “The Odyssey”, but realized it was good for him “i didn’t know till a couple years ago that i had that gluten intolerance” “i feel so much better without eating it… but it’s a bummer, i love bread, i love pasta, i love pizza” “but it’s worth it, ultimately” Tom Holland: “i thought you were just doing that for the movie” Matt Damon: “i was, i was” Tom Holland: “and then you realize how much better you felt?” Matt Damon: “yeah!”

If you can't laugh at the sight of an Indian man introducing himself as a Greek with a Canadian accent, wearing rusted flea market armor, you have no soul lmao

Olive Garden is bringing back its Never Ending Pasta Pass for the first time in six years The $100 pass gives customers unlimited pasta dishes for 13 weeks with no limit on visits

Tom Holland explains why he says “Dad” instead of “Father” in ‘THE ODYSSEY’. “I wouldn't have said ‘Father’ back then anyway, it would've been in Greek.”