Matt Mason

Babe no I would never say that it must have been the microplastics talking

@annamilanollo I can Gollum

@selectorM2 real…started a ng+ on Elden Ring 🥴

ngl this is the greatest thing to happen to America in a long time lmaoooooo

@annamilanollo We all need a good distraction nowadays

@selectorM2 i know, im afraid for you. im grateful i have to be so present for my job on a daily basis so it distracts me

@annamilanollo Yeah we are also afraid

@selectorM2 not on Afroman level im afraid 😂

@annamilanollo Got any more?

@selectorM2 you guys needed a good laugh

#quarantinememes #NYC #meme #imakememes

If you gotta text home about Rover Then kindly pull the f*ck over

@Mets @CitiField A bro seated behind me last season tried this and puked in the 6th.

9 beers. 9 dogs. 9 innings. Citi Field 2026. 🍺🌭👉 bit.ly/40GLGkR

Significantly more thought and preparation went into one episode of the worst show you’ve ever seen than the war in Iran.

“I don’t think there’s anything that’s going to get me into heaven. I think I’m not maybe heaven-bound.” •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• #quarantinememes #TVmemes #Seinfeld #Kramer #meme #imakememes

When it finally happens and the elevator goes down instead of up

#quarantinememes #Berniememes #reggaememes #passthedutchie #MusicalYouth #MightyDiamonds #socialism #meme #imakememes

Passing is socialism, btw

And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it.” •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• #quarantinememes #moviememes #TheMatrix #meme #imakememes

“That system is our enemy. But when you’re inside, you look around, what do you see? Businessmen, teachers, lawyers, carpenters. The very minds of the people we are trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that system and that makes them our enemy...

#quarantinememes #baseballmemes #ARod #meme #imakememes

I think the ol’ Yankee’s dandy just doodled all over the place

“Like I said, some people will die... When you go to war, some people will die.” —DJT •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• #quarantinememes #moviememes #RockyIV #IvanDrago #meme #imakememes

The president responding to concerns about American casualties in Iran

@AlbaneseLaura I’m uninspired

I have questions.