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finding out identical twins can never be the opposite sex is news to me LMAO

@NigeriaStories @grok what will be this time in Nigeria when this happens

BREAKING: Astronauts currently in space will pass behind the Moon at about 23:47 BST (18:47 EDT) today, the radio and laser signals that allow the back-and-forth communication between the spacecraft and Earth will be blocked by the Moon itself. For about 40 minutes, the four astronauts will be alone in space

"stay together for the kids* NO. SEPARATE FOR THE KIDS. SEPARATE. FOR. THE. KIDS.

@abdussekalala is battling a severe autoimmune liver condition and urgently needs a transplant in India. He needs to raise $50,000 to save his life. No amount is too small. 📲 Kindly send any support to: 0775722124 (Abdu Ssekalala) Kindly RETWEET for awareness 🙏 #SaveAbdu

Call for help. My mum was hit with a stroke in may 2024. Since then our lives haven't remained the same. My family have spent all our savings yet her condition hasn't changed. She has severe BP challenge, she has diabetes. Which has gone on to take a toll on her kidneys.

Men are losers in all aspects.

It was about easter celebration !! Just finished steaming my 14k chicken & tried frying it last night against today , I set a big pot on f!!re to dry up so i can pour in my groundnutoil , I forget to tell u that i already sent my neigbour to get me 1k groundnutoil cos mine wasent enough . I grab the one he bought first & emptied on my dry pot that was already on top of my burning gas , But there was something i noticed imediately , it didnt give that sound of hot oil imediately i poured, it was as if i poured water , my instint Told me to check that oil , lol & behold it was fuel I screamed & rushed to off the gas so it does not expload but na once f!re catch my face & i couldnt see to off it , my second son ran out imediately , i could hear him screaming my mummy while crying & my last baby was crying & coming toward me , i used my other hand that wasent burning to flew her out & she landed with her head cos at the point , i was like is better i d!e Alone. The next thing i heard was gas sound gbim, how i was brought out from that kitchen till now i cant tell. The generator was on at the back corridor oo, and very close to my kitchen , freezer and many appliances was on. How dis Miracle happened without burning down the house just my kitchen got burnt i cant tell. The boy i sent mesage said he taught i said fuel & begged the attendant to sell 1k own for him , i didnt even blame him, d devil came but my chi knows is unless the k!ll him before they get me The pains &hotness i feel inside me eh,but I choose to smile cos am alive Thank u God ©Chiamaka Silas

Please don’t propose to me on my graduation day. That day is for me Your own job is to be doing video and shouting “woo woo,that’s my babe!!”

They might find something new on the moon now they’ve sent a woman up to look.

Eating beans with energy drink. When they die at 45, their useless comrades will come here and tell you men die early because they are suffering for their family. 🤡

y'all will call being gay a sin but pedophilia is a "family secret"

You know who didn’t betray Jesus during his most trying times….. the women.

You’re putting in the work. You’re Doing the very best you can. Don’t forget to pray for grace. Because effort alone doesn’t guarantee results… I know people who work even harder than myself, yet it still hasn’t paid off for them. That’s the part people avoid talking about. There’s a difference between working hard and having things align‼️ Rooting for everyone showing up daily, trying to build a better future for themselves.👊

If I peel two eggs and one is like this,i am taking it and giving you the smooth one that basically sums up the kind of person I am.

The way I reduce my screen’s brightness whenever I’m analyzing the chart in public needs to be studied. I don’t even want anyone to know I’m a trader. I’m tired of unnecessary questions plus the attention it brings.

My dad will introduce me and immediately add “she’s studying medicine” 😭

Started making good money in my year 3 I’m so happy I ignored things like this in 100level ❤️

I don’t think there’s a single man on this earth who can ignite a fire in me like my mother. 😭 my girl makes me MAD

idc

I like it a lot when a woman has a wife. That’s good and correct. Woman with wife.