hnr

if i dont get a job by the end of this week

happy birthday juno my love

love trying to get my shit together and it just doesnt work #fml

@negative repost this but instead of a screenshot take a picture of it with your toes in the frame

@negative #yougotthat

finger in eyes i cant sleep cause i slept for six hours

@negative how did that land lmfao

lobbing the pulse bomb and it sticking is so funny

at my childhood flea market Eating corn on the Con and cup fruit

didnt have time to put lotion on my face before i left. WE RAWDOGGING #DRYSKIN today

you met me at a very low elo time of my life

how it feels to ping someone flanking you & your team actually turns around to help

i cant wait for us to install kristi noem as the new president of iran

@evildoggirl this is so funny

chef genuinely got fired before his shift and we also have no dishwasher Since when did rape become legal in the workplace

been told it gets better my whole life when bro 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

i gen wonder if ill ever get better or if i'm just going to be this way forever

the crash is the worst fml

everything is so fleeting i should die

feel so bad for the dinosaurs in jurassic world fallen kingdom fucking kill me

eating an iced oatmeal cookie in bed my dog looking at me like i owe him money