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H. Schultz.
@selftaughtcrime
“The Shocker doesn’t screw around!” 21+ writer.
New York City. Katılım Temmuz 2025
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“Isn’t it a lot of rich men making the laws anyway? Just saying.”
He could give two craps about anything besides a good score, but playing around with the mindset felt fun to him.
Brian | 🌊Hydro🌊@HydroAlphaX
"It's still breaking the law, man. You could be using your craft for something a lot more... Helpful."
English
…It’s not shocking. Like shockwaves. But yeah, that’s me. The Shocker!
˗ˏˋ⚡︎ˎˊ˗@florcetts
You shock people, right? So are you the Shocker?
English
“I’m just a working man with a craft and a profession to uphold.”
Brian | 🌊Hydro🌊@HydroAlphaX
"Probably because the money wouldn't be going to everyone else..."
English
Heroes say it and they get applause, but when I do some wealth redistributing— everyone gets mad.
˗ˏˋ⚡︎ˎˊ˗@florcetts
EAT THE RICH.
English
“I paid fair and square for ‘em. Fruits of my labor!”
ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴀᴛᴏʀ@OptimalAssassin
“ I know you aren't hogging all of those steaks, Schultz. ”
English
“—Does it matter?”
God forbid a man enjoy music..
𝐈𝐜𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥@LightIcesinger
“Wait! Are you gonna sell my autograph or are you gonna keep it I wanna know first?”
English
“Gimme an autograph? Gotta be worth something.”
𝐈𝐜𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥@LightIcesinger
“Dude what can I even do to get one bite of that steak?”
English
“I’m never rash. But it’s about time I get shown some respect. This is OUTRAGEOUS.”
ɮ𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓴 𝓒𝓪𝓽@THEIVINGPAWS
" Don't do something rash Herman "
English
Ragebait, be better than that.
Eugene “Flash” Thompson@BondedAgent
Who says he needs the symbiote? He does know he’s spidey’s lesser villains right?
English
Uh-huh. Try.
He’ll blast that symbiote right off of him.
Eugene “Flash” Thompson@BondedAgent
Really? Well… one last good meal before he ends up back in jail again.
English
@AMAZINGTHWlPS Feel free to grab a beer on the way out from the ice chest.
Really not trying to have any trouble here.
( passing over the plate. )
English
@AMAZINGTHWlPS Know what.
( * not biting the hand that feeds him. one of the few things that makes him smarter than some of the other guys. )
Here.
( He proceeded to cut a piece from a larger steak- small and medium rare like the other steaks he had already finished cooking. )
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English
... Alright, alright. I won't 𝗵𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗹𝗲 you too much, since, y'know –– you seemed to not have done anything too damaging.
Plus, you probably paid a lot for that steak.
( Even 𝗵𝗲 feels bad punching down on the guy sometimes. )
I'll let you off with a warning this time.
H. Schultz.@selftaughtcrime
…Hey, Spider-Man. ( * scratching his head— he’s just sitting here with over a thousand dollars in steak. and worried. * ) Taking the day off, can’t you see? Go bother one of the other guys.
English
…Hey, Spider-Man.
( * scratching his head— he’s just sitting here with over a thousand dollars in steak. and worried. * )
Taking the day off, can’t you see? Go bother one of the other guys.
𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐄𝐑.@AMAZINGTHWlPS
Hello, Herman.
English
He’s already laundered his money from his latest gig.
Marbled, beautiful wagyu steaks. He’s not giving these out for free.
English
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