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Roses are red, violets are blue, BERSERKERRRR

@JimTheSG I just like watching people justify terrible decisions, it’s a problem

@JimTheSG Twitter was bad before musk too! Anyway here’s my Bluesky handle, idk who runs it but

What are you all still doing here

@ukandrewtaylor I’m a touch younger and I was in high school when I first used Google

@NorthEastTweets 14

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tbh i could kiss billy zane for this professional no bullshit answer about the "improvised" table flip

linktr.ee/drilreal dont you dare click on this illegal list of web sites that are better than twitter

Checking in here now is like when you suddenly remember your Animal Crossing town and it’s all just weeds and ruins and skeletons

i like how elon musk wasn't even particularly socially conservative until recently he was just susceptible to alt-right messaging in the exact same way as a 14 year old gamer

depends who you ask but i'd say around 6PM

Honestly i’m surprised that “convinced folk I was smart and then fucked it up by tweeting repeatedly” is still a good look here considering

Honestly at this point i’m mostly checking here once a day for all the “Mastodon? I’d rather work out why my shoes are uncomfortable and look weirdly backwards exactly 50% of the time” posts

@jtruk It’s actually the only one of this kind of game I ever managed to get on with. Lovely, elegant

First ride on [Monster Train]. I unintentionally got some character synergy going to get a good way through. Seems more complicated to figure out what's going to happen than StS, but maybe that's just because I'm unfamiliar. Whatever, a solid deal at half price! Anyone play?

the wikipedia page for eggs as food uses an insane meal for the main picture

@alisonlaurabell What

@isislovecruft Lot of “oh weird my Twitter display name ends in .eth too” in that room