semi crisis ali

@SeattlePD ITS A CANDLE. a prayer candle

@ziplamak On the top of it on the burners in a pan. My kitchen is like dormroom small so a skillet doesnt fit anywhere but the floor. So its a task when I do make something that needs the skillet.

@semicharmedali You make pancakes in the oven?

I wish I could teleport to a Waffle House

Luke was like aaaaaaaaa from 3rd to home

Cooooooole!!!

@shakeitupbabyy So jealous!! Stuck at work today D:

Banger. No notes. Go Mariners. #TridentsUp

It’s getting VERY real! #OpeningDay

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@reignfc 👀

Built on legacy. Surging towards what’s next. ⚡️ Stay tuned. ⏰🔜

@SoundersFC THE SHORTS HAVE STARS ON THEM 🚨🚨

Another banger tifo by the ECS 🤩 A brilliant display at the beginning of the opening game of the season. (📸 Earving Marquez / House of Sounders)

@SoundersFC The beanieeee

Back here tomorrow 🏟️

One Big Sounders Family 💚 Our staff and players are ready for the 2026 season!

Baseball

THE golden goal 🚨🇺🇸🚨🇺🇸 #WinterOlympics

Nayl’s best friend 🐾

@NoahRiffe No one likes us.

4000 word crashout USMNT bot: “This is the typical blame game I’ve heard for years from Sounders fans. Their club tanks the careers of these absolute top prospects…” Obed Vargas:

WE ARE THE CHAAAAMPIOOOOOOOONSSSS OF THE WOOOOOORLD!!!!!! LET'S GO SEAHAWKS! @Mariners YOU GOT NEXT BBY 💚💙

@SoundersFC Andrew!!

Never a dull moment on Media Day 🎥

MVP Kenneth Walker III and Sam Darnold spent the day at @Disneyland after their Super Bowl win! #Disneyland70 #SuperBowl 🏈✨di.sn/6012h3B9M