Maia The 🐝

idgaf about realism have buck make a deal with a crossroads demon to get bobby back

@kylebuchanan I can’t even remember the last time I had a good movie convo on here

I'm struck by how many people at Sundance have told me it just isn't fun to tweet about movies anymore

@bedjuno @emily116571 @Rosetheswift Saying you’re an eagles fan does tho

@emily116571 @Rosetheswift being from pa doesnt make you an eagles fan yall

Who’s going to tell her . . . ?

@RBarobax @nise_yoshimi Generous to think they can parse animal farm

@nise_yoshimi They can't parse any kind of metaphor beyond animal farm

I think you don't often see Moby-Dick on those trad loser book lists because despite being a Dead White Man Book with an imposing reputation if you read more than one page Ishmael is getting emotional about water and hugging savages and declaring Christianity kind of fake

It’s actually crazy to me bc 15-20 years ago we were constantly talking about 1984 and now the surveillance state is just the reality we’ve accepted and gone smooth brained about

No legit cause surveillance state is also about public reporting People straight up forget 1984 it’s wild

@alyssakeiko There were unspeakable crimes committed but murder was not one of them

Made good use of my copay dollars by dedicating 20min to dissecting wicked with my therapist this session

@alyssakeiko My dad and his second exwife had an updown duplex with two kitchens which was actually great both when they were married and for the three years it took them to finalize their divorce lol

“This makes me uncomfortable and therefore it’s bad and I am assuming something terrible will happen if I don’t punish it so I am violently reacting to it in order to feel safer” is literally just being a cop.

BREAKING: The ammunition used in the fatal shooting of UnitedHealthcare's CEO had writing on it that read, "deny," "defend" and "depose," an AP source says. apnews.com/article/united…

@jeeyonshim Go for the easy wins!! Do the simplest tasks on your to-do list to get that dopamine hit to get you started and then once you’re in the groove do the task that sparks your brain the most to keep it going

(lol we finalized it on Election Day so I have not been able to enjoy it and also it really has been a long time coming bc our terrible ex-director basically set all of us back a year since we had to clean up her mess so I’m still bitter. But I AM pleased really)

My promotion got officially announced at work today and everyone’s like omg congrats finally it’s been a long time coming so all day long it’s been youtu.be/ZgQnOFJMgG0

remember when henry kissinger died on spotify wrapped day last year

a spotify wrapped day miracle

@AppleTV If you really wanna hold space you’d greenlight season 3

Holding space for Kristin Chenoweth this week. #Schmigadoon! — Now Streaming

They’re gonna spend 100x more manpower and money to find the UHC CEO shooter than they ever did investigating UHC’s unlawful practices and the deaths they caused.

Director: ugh I just got the ER bill from when I got hit by a car on my bike guess how much it was Me: idk $20k? Him: 😮 how did you know that?? It was $21k!! Me: yeah dawg I know the cost of healthcare in America it fucking sucks

@My4EverWorld @samlymatters I don’t think you understand what a targeted attack means

@samlymatters They're just warning you. A killer Don't care who you are.

Got a push notification to exercise caution because the United Healthcare shooter is still at large. I personally do not feel like I am on the shooter’s radar because I am not the CEO of a highly divisive multi billion dollar insurance company.