Senator Susan B. Anthony - The OG Thirst Trap

@guerard_chris @3yearletherman Carl, do you know anyone else that gets bottle service at Beef O’Bradys and doesn’t even need to make a reservation??

@tirdicus @TweetsieRail I hate when they get clumped together.

I ate a bunch of raisins yesterday so this morning I discovered that I don't chew my food.

@iowahawkblog @WeaselHandyMan @3YearLetterman @jarvis_best @chasedownleads I was wanting to launch my pot brownie brand, Unbleached Brownie Treats. But wasn’t sure if y’all were cool or not.

@3YearLetterman @jarvis_best ShitposterCon will sell out 500 merch booths at $2000 per booth, and have zero public attendance at $2 per ticket. Guess who owns the convention center and table rental? That's right: @chasedownleads

Does that shit really say “tech journalist”

@guanon5 @sevas_natas @travelingflying @NewDrewAnon Well, you know what they always say… Red on the head, bleached in the b-hole.

@sevas_natas @travelingflying But @NewDrewAnon wants to know.... die she bleach her asshole?

@2manyjoshes @tirdicus Still would.

@TweetsieRail @mobuyus @presbenfranklin @MayeAswell @CitizenFreePres

@mobuyus @presbenfranklin @MayeAswell @CitizenFreePres Only a pedalfile would look at that gif and think about something dirty. In other wards, he who smelt it delt it.

The two big houses are currently occupied by Communists.

@killtor0088 @2manyjoshes @rawsalerts That’s why I take a handful of gummies and get blacked-out drunk before the wheels get off the ground. Yes, I usually get arrested. But they never care that I fired up a few cigs in the lavatory.

@2manyjoshes @rawsalerts Maybe the dumbest thing I’ve read on X, you can already bring tobacco on a plane, you can’t smoke anything on a plane

🚨 #BREAKING: TSA now allows passengers to fly with medical marijuana in both carry-on & checked bags.

@SouthernGoyim @2manyjoshes @rawsalerts The only “r” word you need to be using is reefer.

@2manyjoshes @rawsalerts You old fucks are legitimately retarded

@TweetsieRail I don’t know what that blonde lady on the @LauraLoomer podcast was thinking. I would have jumped in that 3-way with @RepThomasMassie and @SenatorBoebert in a heartbeat.

If Massie looses his primary, I may have to move to Kentucky just so I can vote for the Democrat.

@2manyjoshes @CultureCrave The same looser that bongs 250 doobies per day.

@CultureCrave What kind of looser has time to post 250 times a day?

Unverified accounts on Twitter (X) now have a daily limit of 50 posts and 200 replies

@jumpingbeggar @redcrown215 @presbenfranklin @Norseman2772 @NewDrewAnon @jacktronprime @LauraLoomer I can’t agree more. Keep women out of the voting booth and out from behind the wheel.

@redcrown215 @presbenfranklin @Norseman2772 @NewDrewAnon @jacktronprime @LauraLoomer We really need to rethink the whole "voting as a right" thing. Clearly restrictions are warranted.

Massie really did sleep with Lauren Boebert. Laura Loomer released text messages from Thomas Massie on his “boner phone” of a conversation where he talks about whether his “pinecone” the name he’s given his penis, could fit inside Lauren Boebert because she’s so petite. Now it makes sense why she’s out campaigning for him. He also was laughing about being fondled by a male TSA member after his “pinecone” set off the metal detectors. That sounds very gay.

@jumpingbeggar @NewDrewAnon @Norseman2772 @redcrown215 @jacktronprime @LauraLoomer James, it’s 2026. Just because you want to push you’re views and opinions on everyone doesn’t mean your right. Women don’t need to operate motor vehicles, but they can, in fact, be a Senator.

@NewDrewAnon @Norseman2772 @redcrown215 @jacktronprime @LauraLoomer Are you high? She's not a senator. Facts aren't misogyny.

@Norseman2772 @jumpingbeggar @redcrown215 @presbenfranklin @NewDrewAnon @jacktronprime @LauraLoomer Test or no test, women have no business behind the wheel of any motorized vehicle, even if it’s a Civic.

@jumpingbeggar @redcrown215 @presbenfranklin @NewDrewAnon @jacktronprime @LauraLoomer A civics test should be required. That would cut out 60% of voters overall.

@BethanyForTruth We’re not debaters, we are master debaters.

Liberal trolls are straight-up feral right now!! 🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♀️ You post literally anything and the circus arrives: “psycho bitch,” “attention whore,” “pick me,” “internalized misogyny,” etc. Bro… I’m a conservative mom raising three boys and daring to have opinions, and calling out the bullshit. That’s their trigger? These people are so miserable, so broken, and so addicted to outrage that a woman who isn’t crying in therapy 24/7 and worshipping the regime feels like a personal hate crime. The projection is so thick you could spread it on toast. The usernames alone…SatanTheBrave with the communist fist, keyboard warriors name after anime villains scream “I peaked in high school and now I live in my mom’s basement seething at happy people.” You’re not debating. You’re not even trolling effectively. You’re just projectile-vomiting your unresolved daddy issues into my mentions like it’s performance art. Keep coming. My audience is laughing their asses off, my block button is in beast mode, and y’all are still the funniest content on this app. The unhinged liberal meltdown tour never disappoints. 😂 Who else is watching this clown show?

@samurai_sudoku @KojaksGhost @ArtDontSleep Not sure what your point is. Kojak banged every housewife in New Jersey back in his prime.

@KojaksGhost @ArtDontSleep Go fuck yourself

Björk performing "Human Behaviour" live on Late Night with Conan O'Brien, 1993. Debut era.

@ThatOneTedGuy @presbenfranklin @2manyjoshes @historyinmemes You sound like you haven’t been laid in a month of Sundays.

@presbenfranklin @2manyjoshes @historyinmemes Lmfao. I love people like you, instant reminder that no matter how hard life gets...at least I dont ride the struggle bus everyday, wearing a special walking helmet with super cool drool catching accessories and window spray flavoring.

Buildings in Venice rest on more than 10 million tightly packed, 60-foot-long, water-resistant wooden piles cut down around 500 years ago, driven through soft silt and soil until they reached a firm layer of clay strong enough to support the structures above. Venice was not built on solid ground, but on a shallow lagoon that forced early builders to solve a major engineering challenge: how to support heavy stone structures on water, mud, and silt. Their solution was timber—long wooden piles driven deep into the soft lagoon bed until they reached more stable layers of clay and compacted soil. Wooden platforms were then laid on top, creating a stable base for stone and brick construction above. Paradoxically, the wood endured because it remained submerged. Buried in mud and cut off from oxygen, the timber did not decay as it normally would, and over time minerals in the water and sediment helped preserve and even harden it. As a result, much of Venice’s architecture rests on a concealed “forest” beneath the lagoon. One notable example is the Basilica di Santa Maria della Salute, which, according to traditional accounts, was built on more than one million wooden piles.

@polgaria @presbenfranklin @RepJackKimble @vote4satoshi You damn right Tracy. I’ve bonged doobies with half the Senate. They are all a bunch of druggies too.

@presbenfranklin @RepJackKimble @vote4satoshi If you dont have a problem with these idiots spening their time and our tax money on stupid shit that doesn't need to be done instead of spending their time on doing something that helps the American people you are a waste of air

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

@2manyjoshes A similar occurrence happened one time when I went to the zoo with a bag of gummies.

Circling and erratic movement in deer is a classic symptom of meningeal worm (brainworm) infection or encephalitis, a parasitic/neurological issue also seen in moose. This is not intoxication.

@2manyjoshes Sounds like you just bought some pot.

I bought a new coffee pot yesterday and I suddenly forgot how gravity works. I got coffee everywhere this morning.

@Nickolea24 @2manyjoshes @JDVance That’s a stretch. He couldn’t even get it up.

@2manyjoshes @JDVance Biden was sharp - sharp as a tack 🤡

Under President Trump, we are unleashing the most aggressive federal anti-fraud efforts in American history. We won't rest until we root out every bit of fraud infecting our government and screwing over taxpayers. More coming tomorrow. Stay tuned.

@BradWCAttorney @flapprdotnet @mrspoppinoutbaddies

@flapprdotnet I’m gonna need mom’s @

Thank you, Paige's mom.