Vewawa

Girl who’s trying to start a literature society: nobody gives a FUCK about my ooze

Tmasc artist I follow defending age regression by saying “women and afabs” get more hate for acting childish

@NotoriousPeach Well what was it

said something at the function and the whole room laughed but i wasn’t joking

@sophistsdismay Sick tbh

get over to my friend’s house and this is her coffee table lmfao

Dude next to me on the plane puffing on his weed pen as we land and the flight attendants cant yell at him or figure out who it was

My gf sent me a bunch of fetish art and my timeline immediately starts showing me 60% hardcore fetish porn Im at a crowded airport.

Every day i wake up and see one of seattle’s most notorious puppy dogs ruining our good name

@snuffedbunny Wait this is laser targeted at me

lets middle regress and dissociate in a dimly lit room to game grumps compilations twin

Taken moments before being thrown overboard

Puppy’s on the ferry!!

I missed the blood rave 2 years in a fuckin row!!!

Puppies love the car. Take puppy on a drive. Car good for puppies. Absolutely no worries with puppy in the car. And puppies love sunshine so give your puppy lots of sun in the car. Leave the windows up so puppy can lay in sunbeam. Sun sooo- what? Oh. Wuh oh.

Important facts about me: I will turn over any corner of my heart to anyone who asks. I am like water and will become the shape of any vessel you put me in. I love being told what to do. Please give me a task. Please make me into something else. Please.

An ink-black sun swallows the sky It sits on the horizon, low and fat Whispering to the mountains, “Not long now.”

I don’t care if I’m the top or bottom I need someone betraying themselves and their morals NOW

I might as well be living under the fucking ocean

Making out is really hard when you cant breathe out of your nose 😣

For my next trick, I will be dropping off the face of the earth

I havent worn deodorant in literal years, no one has ever complained about my smell but dozens of girls have gotten new smell fetishes off of it so I think yall just have a stick up your ass actually

Edmund mcmillen has made yet another game that I will inevitably sink 500 hours into and never recommend to anyone with a shred of taste or dignity