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🚨#BREAKING: Tucker Carlson has released a statement for the first time since leaving Fox News on Monday.

@Felix_Wind My entire name is covered 🫠

D. 😶

@FreshWentz Happy belated!!!🎆🎆🎆🎆

I used to half jokingly tell people that I was close with that I was going to kill myself when I turned 30… I just turned 30 and I’m happy to report I haven’t felt like that for a pretty long while. I truly can’t believe my twenties are already gone though. I’m old!

Whatever you do… please do not get in a car tonight. Whether you’re sober or not.

I hate the cold so much

@JFordTV Oh hell no >.< that’s so unfair

I spent almost $1000 to get my blood work and ultrasound done. And that’s with insurance. America’s healthcare system sucks.

It’s emotionally draining working where people live.

@mikeyperk I ate all my dad’s snacks 👀

50% of parenting a teenage boy is learning where to hide the snacks.

@iBigMerm_ Holy shit

Things that make me wish I still smoked.

My favorite friendship level is the one where we don’t talk anymore, but we still send reels with no context

gaming terms are weird. like oh you're carrying me? what's next, gonna hold me gently? cradle my head in your hands? you gonna kiss me? is that our strategy?

I’m fine being an old witch for the rest of my life. Dating sucks in this age.

@jtpl08 Miss you too🖤

@sentientcherry Miss you queen. hope all is well.

I felt so self destructive today I almost called back a scammer and gave them all my money

I’m. So. Done. With. This. Heat.

@sentientcherry I'm still forced to live this trauma

My old retail job still has me flinching every time I hear keys jangling on someone’s belt.