it me

@SEPTAPHILLY is anything happening with the B right now? Been waiting for 15 minutes for a northbound train and 4 southbound trains have come through in that time

@Tperlzy Yeah :((

@sequinhumor this is a sad tweet now

I only know how to buy a tie in the 'going to the Macy's in the mall with my brother in 2008 to get a tie for his band concert' kind of way

Oatmeal raisin cookies would get more love if they just rebranded as breakfast bars

I love when bus drivers hang out their windows mid route to have a quick chat

But luckily, Philadelphia is also a city with a Macy's. Can't hold down a Gap, but at least I'll get my spread of 10 different purple ties for my perusal

As a graphics professional, you simply have to match the colors in person

Being sick is just rotating between different couch cushions for some variety and then wondering why your neck hurts

Feeling robbed of my potential middle name substitute for El-[insert girl name here] since my brother had to go and name his baby Ellis!

Pro baseball games are an interesting place for the burgeoning transmasc. Lots of masculinity to imbibe but pretty much none you want to take on

Glad to learn I was always in training to be an emotional boy

In search of songs that are good to sing with my little T voice and play on guitar, I revisited the indulgent splendor of dashboard confessional and teenage dirtbag

@Tperlzy This is the most condescending smoothie email ever. Esp since you were complaining they were too sweet!!

an update on this for those following:

I had the worst smoothie of my life yesterday and I'm still thinking about it

10 min walk from two rail lines but apparently no one thought I needed a sidewalk to access gender affirming care today!

Friend's aunt asked me at dinner if I was from Provincetown bc I just look that gay apparently

Just saw a sweatshirt for a Breeder's Cup. Glad to see someone acknowledging that straightness is a tournament

Drone children need a new hobby

Simply thrilled about NJ State Parks' ban on flying drones over parkland

Glad Olivia Rodrigo is finally speaking truth to the tryanny of 'it gets better'

I do think it's actually transphobic that a company views its health insurance plan as successful if it's spending less on people's health care

I've started reporting emails that I view as low key transphobic but probably are not targeted at me