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@kenxo_xiv crazy

Call me crazy but Harry kane is better than Lewandowski...

Omg 😂

@FurkanGozukara @s_m_marandi

Professor Marandi drops a brilliant analogy exposing the absolute hypocrisy of "neutral" countries hosting US bases. Imagine China firing missiles at the US from Canada, and Canada claiming neutrality. It's an insult to our intelligence.

@Marwa__Osman iran is no longer posturing. It’s issuing terms.

A message to Washington? In a tightly structured 12-minute address, Ayatollah Imam Sayyed Mojtaba Khamenei moved from familiar rhetoric into something far more consequential. The opening half followed the expected script; revisiting decades of U.S. warmongering rhetoric: sanctions, assassinations, regional conflicts. But midway through, the tone shifted from retrospective to strategic. Sayyed Khamenei outlined three concrete demands, each with a defined timeline: a rapid U.S. military withdrawal from the Middle East, a full rollback of sanctions within 60 days, and long-term financial compensation for economic damages. Then came the ultimatum. Fail to comply, and Iran escalates, economically, militarily, and potentially nuclearly. Not hypothetically, but operationally: closing the Strait of Hormuz, formalizing defense ties with Russia and China, and moving from ambiguity to declared nuclear deterrence. The timing of external reactions was just as telling. Within hours, both Beijing and Moscow issued statements aligning, carefully but unmistakably, with Tehran's framing. This definitely looked coordinated. The broader context matters. Sayyed Mojtaba Khamenei represents a different leadership style from his martyred predecessor leader. Where martyr Sayyed Ali Khamenei operated through long-term balancing and controlled escalation, Sayyed Mojtaba appears positioned to deliver faster, more decisive outcomes. Iran's internal reports are clear, the Islamic Revolution Guard Corps is in no way, shape or form interested in incrementalism. They are pushing for structural change: removing U.S. influence from the region, restoring Iran's military standing, and forcing a re-negotiation of global power dynamics. And for the first time in decades, Iran practically has the leverage to do this. Rising oil prices, regional instability, growing alignment with China and Russia, and vulnerabilities in global trade routes have shifted the strategic landscape. So this was not just a speech. It was a test. A test of whether the United States is willing, or even able, to operate under a new set of constraints. What happens next will likely define not just the trajectory of this conflict, but the broader balance of power in the Middle East for decades to come.

@MrPitbull07 😹

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said: 'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.' 'What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.' Bartender: 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.' Pirate: 'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.' Bartender: 'Well, ok, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?' Pirate: 'We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really...' Bartender: 'What about that eye patch?' Pirate: 'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them shit in my eye.' Bartender: 'You're kidding, you lost an eye just from bird shit?' Pirate: 'It was my first day with the hook.

@jakesugarman @ianbremmer

@ianbremmer Turned out the U.S. government was lying about adhering to the JCPOA and that it was negotiating in good faith in advance of the 12-day war. Hardly surprising, but justification for removing their ballistic missile capability militarily. Do you see how easy this?

turned out the iranian government was lying about not developing any ballistic missiles with range beyond 2000km. hardly surprising, but justification for removing their ballistic missile capability militarily.

@alifarhat79 @MyLordBebo 😹

@MyLordBebo He’s very healthy. He’s just retarded.

🇺🇸 Trump stated that according to the doctor, he is healthier than Obama, Biden, and Bush: “If I hadn't eaten fast food, I would have lived to 200 years old.”

@TheEconomist turns out the most dangerous thing isn’t what you destroy… it’s what you don’t understand

Although Donald Trump says he has “destroyed 100% of Iran’s Military Capability”, the 0% that apparently remains is playing havoc with the global economy by choking off 10-15% of its oil supply economist.com/united-states/…

@MikeBales 😹

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath, he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later." The nun agreed. A moment later, two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?" The nun replied, "He went that way." After the Military Police ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough, sister. You see, I don't want to go to war in Iran." The nun said, "I understand completely." The soldier added, "I hope I'm not being rude, but you have a great pair of legs!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls... I don't want to go to Iran either!"

@historigins @soopacupa 🩵

After winning the game he invited all the janitors to take a photo with the championship trophy

I mean how?🤯

@ShitpostGate 😹

If football is art, this is a masterpiece 🖼️ #UCL

@Microinteracti1 @Osinttechnical

Grateful for what, exactly? Let Mr. Hegseth count the ways. 1.Abandoning Ukraine mid-war 2.The Greenland annexation fantasy 3.Tariffs on allies who still answer the phone 4.A defense secretary with no defense experience 5.Withdrawing from the Paris Agreement. Again. 6.Gutting USAID while calling it efficiency 7.The trade war with Canada 8.Recognizing Crimea as Russian territory 9.Pulling out of the WHO during a health crisis 10.Threatening to leave NATO 11.Cosying up to every autocrat with a decent golf course 12.The collapse of US soft power in under 90 days 13.Alienating the EU faster than Brexit managed 14.Signal-gating classified war plans to a journalist 15.Deploying the military to arrest migrants at the border 16.Defunding public broadcasting 17.Handing Elon Musk the keys to federal spending 18.Ending birthright citizenship by executive order 19.Firing the inspectors general who were watching all of the above 20.And now – a war in Iran nobody asked for, going exactly as well as you’d expect You’re welcome, world. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

Hegseth: “Our ungrateful allies in Europe should be saying one thing to President Trump: thank you.”

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

To prevent Donald starting WW3, American nuclear codes should be hidden in the Epstein files.

@typesfast 😹

Great hat

@NoContextBrits 😹

For the record, the president of the United States is now simultaneously claiming that he has won the war, is currently winning the war, needs help to win the war, and needs no help to win the war. All to destroy the nuclear program he claims to have already destroyed last year.

Every day I am grateful that Kim Jong Un is not as crazy as Donald Trump.