kippeh is in da pitt

sometimes i fantasize about baran al-hashimi coming home drunk and beating me until i feel numb. she kicks me in the ribs until i can hardly breathe. then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. she holds me all night as i gently cry into her t-shirt.

ok fine whitaker is kinda hot yea

@actualirlcowboy ily bae can we kiss

@actualirlcowboy I MISS U LOVE

@serinalyyy love u my gracious

everyone has a place in my ecosystem including the freaky polyamorous furries that let me join sometimes

twitter draft warrior

@fawnbyte wait u promise???? omgee,,,,,,

@serinalyyy i’m gonna touch you rlly rllyyyyy hard ok?

making sure to take requests given to me by my supervisor but also not wanting to do it but bc i say yes they always ask me someone help

I just realized I’m going nowhere in life because deep down I prioritize having fun instead of accomplishing or chasing anything in particular. What do I do now

How it feels to have some kind of unspecified dissociative disorder

had like a really intense gay prophetic dream and my heart was beating so fast it woke me up

“we don’t bring our personal issues into the ED” mind you robby got like four personal issues walking around that ED

@Cpt_Cass hi cass :33

New acct desc drop. Yippie

I say wallah. I say jesus christ after every inconvenience. I go to temples, church. Im hindu, spiritual, agnostic, atheist at times, I believe in astrology, I have full faith in etsy witches and im obsessed with popculture on twitter, all at once.

princess cadence

@actualirlcowboy why the hell do u have twitter blue

when i eat popcorn i put it in my mouth and hold it there while i take a sip of water so it dissolves a little sorry

can we normalize kissing friends platonically i feel like the world needs more of that