Bailey I.

Can someone watch this and tell me what the fucks wrong with my dog

You Are The Best Thing That Has Ever Happened is out today. Here’s a video that was made with a bunch of people I admire. The link is in my bio❣️

Announce a Glee reboot. I dare you. Make this Monday bearable for me.

Did you know Meghan Trainor also released an album today?

don't worry darling (2022)

my girlfriend eats my pussy, but my pussy only really likes to eat shorts

i’ve said it from day one - THIS IS A MARY ANNE STAN HOUSE #Survivor

my friends: do you mind if i vent to you for a sec? me:

ugh every time i try to throw my hair up in a bun and have it look "effortless" i just end up looking like willem dafoe in aquaman

ENOUGH

a celery stick on its own - disgusting, tired, a stringy waste of my time a celery stick after eating 10 buffalo wings - genius, timeless, refreshing little crunch

in honor of the superbowl this weekend, here is a thread of the zodiac signs as godaddy commercials: aries

WE ARE NEVER GETTING A NEW RIHANNA ALBUM

gossip girl, pretty little liars, AND degrassi?? is HBO gonna come down for dinner or is she still writing fan fiction up in her room

If you think about it, it makes sense:

"when did u know u were gay" idk probably some time around 8:45p ET on may 11, 2008 but can't rly say for sure...

@aliderosas @MARTNEZi_ @GreeryGreerz @dreadpiratejene @UselessVoid @tripdowndanlane This dog is about to sell me floor seat tickets to a basketball game

can all my covid positive friends post their christmas outfits like an eliminated queen from drag race

The only difference, I came into fame with my hit single, “Jar of Farts”

POV: You’re living that midwestern Kohl’s sales associate lyfe 💕