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I hate poverty, it degrades you, makes you feel less of yourself, makes you useless to everyone, kids can disrespect you. It can even make you hate yourself. It forces you to swallow your pride just to eat. You beg indirectly, smile through humiliation, because survival demands it. You tolerate disrespect you'd never accept otherwise. It's easy for people to say "Ask your friends nah," but do you know how embarrassing it is to always be the needy friend? The one who is consistently broke. You sometimes, type the message to ask and delete them because this is not your style. May we all be Great, Botaka mbori kegomi 😢🤲

If god decides to punish you and one day you find yourself relocating to a place called Pipeline in Nairobi,I would advise you buy a very long rope that goes about 3 kilometers. Because one thing about pipeline is you will get lost. Completely. Everything looks looks like everything when you’re new there. Unaweza hamia ploti,alafu jioni ukitoka kununua managu upate nyumba imepotea.And you cant really know where to start,nyumba zote constituency mzima zinafanana,alafu ni mingi,mimi kuna jamaa najua alipoteza nyumba namna iyo tu. Alinipigia saa nne akaniambia nyumba imepotea na hajui atalala wapi. He had to come all the way to ngara. Kesho yake sunday ni kuamkia sasa kutafuta nyumba tukiuliza watu wa ploti kama walimuona huko jana akihama. Bwana we lost a whole bedsitter like that. Hakuna mtu alimuona. Pipeline ukihama,funga kamba kwa kiuno ufungie kwa mlango ukienda nje,masaa ya kurudi unafuata kamba yako kama 3 wise men wakifuta nyota ile silu walikua wanatafuta yesu. Awuoro sana pipeline!

@CaseyMusila @VictorMuth65351 @polo_kimanii Either way polo is far right 😂🫴🏼..

@VictorMuth65351 @polo_kimanii Intelligence is not measured in books!

The problem that has always come with being a high achiever especially in academics is everyone has high expectations from you,wheather you like it or not. And there are others waiting for you to fail so that they can feel satisfied because their parents compared them to you so now they want to prove their parents wrong. The ones who have less on their plates is us,the bare minimum achievers. Mimi kwanza nilipata D+ namna hii ata mama yangu alisema nimejaribu,it could have been worse. Sababu kwanzia form 2 hesabu sikuwai pata above 21% aki. As a bare minimum achiever I can fail and nobody will judge me,not even myself. This is the modest place you want to be in life.

@polo_kimanii 😂😂😂

The method that conmen use to change their language from ‘mimi ni agent calling you from safaricom’ to ‘Matako wewe nitakufira mkundu’ needs to be studied. These guys don’t even give you a chance to humiliate them,it even sounds like you were the one trying to con them

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@polo_kimanii @MilanoMalu12120 Omba saana 😂😂

@MilanoMalu12120 Its 3PM noon and Caleb is randomly thinking about my penis. Buana I have lost hope this country completely. Unemployment has won

May God continue enlarging @polo_kimanii manhood.

@Kenyans I thought you said you were cursing him ?

Sifuna called me mediocre, yet he still wants to be my SG. How can I work with him? - Oburu

@Kenyans Just curse 😂😂...old age doesn't come with wisdom ...

Raila was not happy with what Sifuna was doing. I don't want to curse him - Oburu

Kibe once said “Before you die be a conman na uanze na mabestie zako” Hiyo ndio direction tunaenda things are getting so bad

@Weeleey6 @s1ah_wanja 😂😂😂Namna gani jomba

“Watchman”. Salah influenza

@Rogers_Otii Kula proteins

Most people say they owe nobody anything, maybe it's true maybe it's not. I can't say the same. Too many hands have lifted me, I hold it dearly to heart. I pray I return the favor, when the time comes.

Normalize slapping government bloggers in town and running away leaving them questioning their sanity in pain

@chris29ke Kutreat watu vizuri niliajia Daktari buana

We niite tu fake friend lakini hiyi mambo ya kunitafuta time unataka favor haiwezi

@kafangi Hawa ni goons aiiseee😂

Hawa walevi wako dunia yao, hawa ata niko ukiwauliza Deputy president wa Kenya ni nani watasema ni Riggy G 😂

@polo_kimanii Hamsini ya nini 😂🫴...unapeana hongo sindio ?

Wamenipata leo aki na sina ata hamsini

@polo_kimanii Polisi n Maskini design wanakollect Mia Mia kwa pools na liquors wakiambiwa WANTAM wanashoot 🫴....

@polo_kimanii Undercover 😂🙌 Shida n aty Cover imechapa

Mtu nataka mchunguze vizuri ni huyu anaitwa Wilberforce Wekesa almaarufu Bookten,manake huyu jamaa kusema ukweli sijai muona akiwa kazi ata siku moja maisha yake. Lakini anaranda randa nairobi kama makang’a from monday to Saturday. Akipiga selifie na watu. Anatoa wapi fare? Mniambie ni care taker mgani na mshahara ya 12 sausand anaAfford such lifestyle. Kama caretaker wa kilimani ama ata lavington hakuna mwenye nishai ona na iphone,but bookten a caretaker from Juja has an iphone 15. 15!? Bwanaaa watu sio wajinga bwana. This one is a spy from Congo,huko ndio alipotezea vidole mbili akipigana gorilla war na M23. Invite him in your home at your own peril! Kuna siku mtanikumbuka haya maandishi

Why is this country being tun like a family business? Politicians reshuffling each other in government dockets like its their kitchen

@iLnico4real @DCI_Kenya 😂😂😂😂

Jambo @DCI_Kenya . Sasa hapa tutafichua aje