Seth Olgu⚕n

my son begging to stay with me kills me every single time.

nothing is real

League is fucked. Talk soon.

@BenOndaTop woulddddd

Handsome.

fuckkk i miss you J

@BenOndaTop you here? i’m trynna get your autograph

It’s games like these in particular where you miss the FUCK out of Yordan Alvarez.

The battle for the Silver Boot returns! Thanks to the @texaslottery, you and three friends have a chance to win an Astros MVP experience on Saturday, July 12! RT to win! #LUCKHAPPENS

PUMP IT INTO MY VEINS #BuiltForThis

😞😞😞

@KurtBenkert I had to panhandle till I got $20 at the busiest intersection in town 🫠

What’s the best league punishment you’ve seen for last place in fantasy? Last year our guy had to get a coconut tattoo on his thigh, but that’s not enough.

I heard enough rod wave got album of the year

i miss you brother 😞

supporting pedophiles is crazy to me

The @Astros own the West. A look back at Houston's 4th consecutive AL West title ⏪

you either tolerate a busy man or baby sit a broke one 🤭

don’t eat with people you wouldn’t starve with

idk where i’ve been lately, but i’ve been alright

Big Jon to the upper deck! #Relentless