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the worst man you’ve ever met is obsessed w laufey

Sometimes having to finish a protein bar is exactly like being shot with a gun

what's a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy

“this place makes me want to scratch my nuts” - my sister at the local market in laughlin

also, “don’t get mad i’m clocking your tea right now” 😐

got my partner into rpdr & now they say things like “don’t be messy, keep it cute” & “don’t reinvent the wheel”

if my wife stabbed me id thrust myself deeper into the blade just to be a few inches closer to her but thats just me idk

watching luigi edits on full volume while my partner is in the next room

if he has laufey in his spotify wrapped, he’s ran through

i love my girlfriend i love my girlfriend i love my girlfriend i love my girlfriend i love my girlfriend i love my girlfriend i love my girlfriend i love my girlfriend i love my girlfriend i love my girlfriend i love my girlfriend i love my girlfriend i love my

“use your words” ugh fine!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHYYYYYYYYYYY WHY MEEEEEEE MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!! WAHGHHGHGHHHHH

can you feel the sperms moving around in there

it’s okay to want more

*having an anxiety attack on the toilet* *mom walks in* mom: “anyone else feel like the purge is going to happen tonight?”

acrylic, canvas 60*80 cm “cat in the garden”

Suicidal at 12 was crazy I should've been at the club

the right sandwich eaten at the right time can show you the light of God

as long as i’m alive u are loved and wanted