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Forget "giving my best". I'm keeping my best. Y'all can get like, my "pretty okay".
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Stephanie 70k Van Dyk
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Stephanie 70k Van Dyk
@sevandyk
Staff SRE on GKE at Google. #computerswereamistake 🇨🇦🏳️🌈
Seattle, WA Katılım Haziran 2010
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XKCD now fills the cultural niche in offices that was vacated by Dilbert.
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I am "hmmm maybe it would be fun to buy a horseshoes set for car camping" years old. 👵
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@baddestmamajama @lingerie_addict I wanna look like that though!
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@lingerie_addict It is pretty for exactly 45 seconds and then it looks like wrinkled wax paper forever. SCAM.
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What is your pettiest fashion gripe? I don't mean something super serious and important. Give me PETTY.
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Stephanie 70k Van Dyk retweetledi
KubeconEU is approaching which means earring production has begun! See you nerds in Amsterdam!
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@Peter_Olds Wow congrats on your residency, what a swerve hahah
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@stephhippo The hardest thing I've ever done. Easily. And we have to do it while doing all the other shit in our lives at the same time.
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@stephhippo One year olds are a trap to make you want more.
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Stephanie 70k Van Dyk retweetledi
I believe gossip that brings me joy
your #1 source for absurdist true crime 🐀 🐍👑 🌷@davidgerard
UNVERIFIED RUMOUR: Musk fired everyone with access to the private key to their internal root CA, and they can no longer run Puppet because the Puppet master's CA cert expired and they can't get a new one because no one has access. They no longer can mint certs. *ahem* lol
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@sevandyk This will either make it better or worse:
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Dave Richeson@divbyzero
A claymation topology video that I made a couple years ago http://bit.ly/cb42l8
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This is going to ruin my whole day.
Fin Moorhouse@finmoorhouse
These shapes are topologically equivalent (!)
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Stephanie 70k Van Dyk retweetledi
This International Women’s Day, let’s remember that most of the people who make your clothes - from Shein to haute couture - are women, and their work should be valued and respected.
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You laid off employees on parental leave without paying out their leave, but go off.
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Google Doodles@GoogleDoodles
Happy International Women’s Day! Today’s annual #GoogleDoodle celebrates how women all over the world support one another in every aspect of life. Learn more about #IWD2023 here → goo.gle/3Zue9aO
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Today, I'm celebrating international women's day by remembering my 5 figure settlement check from the lawsuit where my employer was accused of systemically paying women less than men. 💁♀️
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Gen alpha giving zoomer nihilism a run for their money:
Kid1: Mama, I want you to pretend to be a baby. And Grandpa, you pretend to be a kid.
M: what are you pretending to be?
K1: I'm pretending to be garbage.
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