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@salingergregor @samkn3n @bunshitsrael @mihirmodi Let's pay billions to the EU so we can receive a few million back to finance this 🤡

@samkn3n @bunshitsrael @mihirmodi you should rejoin to have this financed by the EU

merton council has a point

@FredFaceGee @JustReliq @IpswichTown Stunning? Maybe. But he already blocked me, so not so brave.

@sewerprat @JustReliq @IpswichTown Indeed. Boycotting somewhere he wasn’t going to go to anyway. Stunning and Brave 🤣

Following Monday’s visit by the Reform party and its leader, Nigel Farage, the club would like to issue the following statement: Ipswich Town Football Club has, over several years, hosted representatives from a range of political parties. The club remains apolitical and does not support or endorse any individual or party. The club will continue to engage with representatives from across the political spectrum as part of its role within the community. Ipswich Town is proud to be an inclusive, diverse, and welcoming organisation that supports all members of the local and wider community. This commitment remains unchanged.

@politixintheuk @IpswichTown Overpaid footballers who contribute a lot of tax and then fuck off when they are out of contract are exempt from the deportation list

@IpswichTown As of March 2026, Ipswich Town has 13 foreign players in their senior squad, representing 50% of their total 26-man roster Reform UK would deport.

@NS_1872 @IpswichTown If you want to protect the planet then why don't you just stay at home and have a wank instead? Problem solved

@IpswichTown Never-mind being apolitical, we are in a climate fucking emergency and I won’t be back at Porters until you’ve installed more electrical charging spaces. When are we gonna wake up!

@asmaragraphy @FootyFansChants Has your country achieved anything beyond awards in goat herding?

@FootyFansChants England a nation of drunk fuckers that won nothing in football.

When England fans spotted a German police officer who looked like Gareth Southgate 😂

@LUFC Why our players didn't disrupt their team talk instead of idly watching it happen?

70’ Becoming a common occurrence this season, as Kelleher goes down needing treatment after Leeds make substitutions. Looks like he’ll now be fine to continue after the Brentford players check in with their manager. 0-0

@jayrodgerson @henrywinter @Nige1919 I don't know why all our players just don't run over with them to listen in and get in the way and be a nuisance. Will soon turn their tactical teamtalk into a shoving fest instead.

@henrywinter @Nige1919 Was in the kop last night we all saw it just after the subs ref instructed to take the throw in and andrews told his keeper to go down then blatantly waved all his players over. If we saw it how come the cameras didnt pick it up. Ampadu was furious at the ref.

Tactical time-outs an increasing problem in football. A few PL clubs do it. Even England have done it. Caoimhin Kelleher may have genuinely been injured - he was able to play on - but Leeds United’s frustration at the disruption was understandable. They were building, had brought on subs and then the game paused. Daniel Farke already raised concerns earlier this season. Gianluigi Donnarumma went down and Manchester City players went to touchline for instructions. Farke asked the fourth official if he was going to do something. Officials’ hands are tied at the moment. Teams getting round rule for outfield players to go off for 30 seconds after treatment. Now goalkeepers used for tactical timeouts. IFAB has discussed a nominated outfield player going off for 30 seconds if a keeper has treatment. But concern that a keeper could genuinely have been injured. Possible solution is for players to be stopped from going to the touchline during stoppages or ordered to stay in the centre circle.  Be interesting to see whether World Cup refs clamp down. It’s seeking an advantage by breaking up opposition’s flow, by giving the manager an opportunity for instructions and also it’s time-wasting - and there’s enough of that spoiling games.

Why do these people use their hands to wipe their backsides, then dip those same fingers into their curry slop? As an Englishman, I view their lack of sophistication as a valid reason why they shouldn't even be allowed into the same hemisphere as us.

Having worked in the public sector, I can confirm it operates as a mafia. A giant holding pen for mediocre people with mediocre degrees to wear suits and create work for each other so they can steal an ever larger chunk of taxpayers' hard-earned money. Of course they spent £180 million deciding not to build a road tunnel. When I worked in public sector management consultancy, we were tasked with finding efficiencies in the IT department of a large government agency. One man we spoke to had two laptops on his desk. He said one was for forex trading and the other one was to monitor his chicken farm in Ghana. There was no shame as he told us this, no realisation that he was actually being employed to do a job that didn't involve forex trading or managing a chicken farm in Ghana. We were struck by the number of people sitting around doing nothing, even for a public sector organisation. Then we discovered that the man running the IT department also owned an IT recruitment consultancy. Every man he hired into this IT department from his recruitment consultancy put money in his own pocket. So there was a huge incentive for him to just hire as many men as possible to get as rich as possible. Never mind being prosecuted over this - I don't think he actually lost his job. And there's an incentive in the rest of the public sector to hire as many people as possible because the more people you manage, the more important you are, the bigger budget you get, and the greater your salary. (On the plus side, as a management consultant, finding efficiencies in the public sector is a piece of piss.) When you hear about public sector investment, this is money taken from the real economy and given to people to produce very little. This isn't "investment" any more than a bank "invests" in bank robbers. It's not done to make a profit. It holds the real economy back, not just in terms of the tax burden, but also in the huge numbers of workers tied up in this false, public sector Potemkin economy. Those workers should be in the real economy producing something of value. Britain could be a paradise. We could all be rich. There's no need for mass immigration. The workers we need are already here doing nothing, on benefits or in the public sector. We just need to fire everyone in the public sector and scrap all benefits.

@SkyFootball "England" squad, where half the players have foreign names and the manager is German. What's the point in international football anymore?

Tuchel names his 35-man England squad for internationals with Uruguay and Japan 🦁

@ZakArmitage28 @LUFC Yet you give farke no credit for preventing a team with an extra man having a shot on goal?

@LUFC Get farke gone they couldn’t even manage a shot on target and yet we’re still not going for it

📰 Points are shared at Selhurst Park!

@stellacreasy I don't take any women in parliament seriously, especially this one.

Horrified to see Hannah Spencer being subjected to this during her maiden speech - and sadly know its common place attack on women in public life. Attacking women for what they look like shows you fear what they say. Or that they can speak without your consent at all. It speaks more to your insecurities than them..

@DuncanElgar52 @JuliaHB1 "Condemned and reported". Absolutely pathetic.

@JuliaHB1 It’s not political satire to have an AI video of someone beating up someone else when both are representing real people. Condemned and reported. Disgraceful to support it.

It's political satire, love. Get a grip. But how strange that you're so upset about a video of something that didn't actually happen that you've commented on here about it but, as far as I can see, you've not been concerned enough about the ACTUAL real-life violence of grooming + rape gangs to write even one post about that. 🤷🏻‍♀️ @DawnButlerBrent

@petermaurice22 @Sargon_of_Akkad Which of her parents has British ancestry?

@Sargon_of_Akkad @sewerprat A british MP. Yes . Wrong colour ?

A British MP.

@KBizz1e @TheEuroFE @YorkCityFC @FotMob No ones asking for the rules to be changed this season. They are asking if the system is fair moving forward, especially when compared to the leagues above them. All teams in the league would be happier with a system where 3 teams get promoted instead of two.

@TheEuroFE @YorkCityFC @FotMob Tranmere got 95 points in 2017 and lost the playoff final… there was no call for 3 up 3 down then and no moaning from any of our fans. We dusted ourselves down and got promoted the season after. Everyone knows the rules of the league at the start.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 We’d like to have a word about York City. Last season, they missed out on automatic promotion to the Football League despite achieving 96 points, thirteen points ahead of third place. They would lose in the playoffs to fifth placed Oldham. This season, they’re on course to beat last seasons points total as they sit on 86 points with nine matches to go. Despite this, they don’t sit top as Rochdale have 88 points with a game in hand, they’re eleven clear of third place. Is it time for three up and three down from the National League?!

@hartleysmike @MarchingoutLUFC @LUFC And applauding can be triggering to those with sensory issues.

@MarchingoutLUFC @LUFC Let's ban booing opposition players whilst we're at it .... its really mean

We join @LUFC in condemning the vile Savile chants, and calling for them to fall under the definition of 'Tragedy Chanting'. There will be survivors of abusers like him around you at games. It's *not* banter. Whichever club you support. nytimes.com/athletic/71045…

@petermaurice22 @MarchingoutLUFC @LUFC Yeah let's make elland road a "safe space". Why not rename the club to Family Fun FC while we're at it?

@MarchingoutLUFC @LUFC Can include booing of Muslims breaking fasts , homophobic chanting etc. Lets make Leeds a club for everyone of every religion every gender every sexuality and every colour. Much much work needed. These charts are disgusting, like all tragedy chants. Make football a safe place.

@RhonddaBryant @ClarksonsFarm1 PM got kicked out the pub by the landlord. Then the PM swung first at the landlord. This is simply a tutorial for pub landlords on how they should handle drunken, violent PMs in their establishment.

Come on @ClarksonsFarm1 take it down. I’m all for freedom of speech but not inciting or glorifying violence. And two of my colleagues have been murdered in my time as an MP.

@BillyNoMates The circle on your map isn't a boundary, it's a ring road. The prison is in the greater area of YORK

Loving the rattling of the gammons arthritic fingers on their keypads trying to put me down The prison is 6 miles outside of York not inside York "It has YO postcode", a YO postcode is for North Yorkshire Full Sutton is in York, nope it isn't The bites are glorious

There is NO prison in York