'joker'

@JamesMelville 'How olds your granny'🤝

@mikey_747 That his (dwarf) bodyguard with him ffs

How can you see this in real life and not immediately start pissing yourself laughing

@BGatesIsaPyscho Someone not due

🚨🇬🇧 The King’s Speech - Kings Charles:- “My Ministers will also proceed with the introduction of digital ID - that will modernise the way people interact with public services” Digital ID is the bedrock for total technocratic control of your life by the State.

@MichelAgronom It's AI fucking shite

99 Year Old Abandoned Cruise Ship Transformed Into a Luxury Ocean Mansion ##survival ##build ##diyrenovation

@STVNews For 'New Scots'

Around 150 homes could be built next to Glasgow International Arena. news.stv.tv/west-central/a…

@DensParkChoir "IF"

This will go platinum if Hearts win the league

@edinburgh Much a pint?

The Stockbridge Tap is back with a brand new look! A local favourite in the neighbourhood of Stockbridge, the pub sits on the corner of Raeburn Place. 🍻 After a refurbishment, they are back and better than ever before with a gastro pub kitchen. Serving up great pints and a fresh new menu of seriously tasty small plates, it's the perfect spot for a catch up with friends with a warm and welcoming atmosphere. 🍽️

@KW14Ultra @STVNews You kiss your sister with that mouth.

@STVNews Celtic park is an absolute shithole.

Liam Gallagher has heightened speculation that Oasis could be set to play at Celtic Park in Glasgow. news.stv.tv/west-central/l…

@TheFootyFeed And wrecked it

Flashback to when more than 200,000 Rangers supporters took over Manchester City Centre for the 2008 UEFA Cup final. 👀🔥

@STVNews Ffs this is news?

Holidaymakers will be able to buy a Greggs sausage roll at Tenerife South airport from later this month when the baker opens its only international outlet. news.stv.tv/west-central/g…

@pupster67 @CelticFC Coked out his nut

David Bentley, former Spurs player, enjoying his day out at Celtic Park @CelticFC yesterday

@STVNews Fuck you stv

Phased rollout of 20mph speed limits to begin in Glasgow next month i.stv.tv/4dgbBFF

@CoopieBastards @DouglasWaugh @ScottishSun ....all the pies.

@DouglasWaugh @ScottishSun Ate

Glasgow's under-fire council boss Susan Aitken quits after almost 10 years thescottishsun.co.uk/news/16250976/…

@STVNews What the fuck has this got to do with scotland?

Marks & Spencer has agreed to buy a warehouse from Asos in Staffordshire in a move that will see it create another 600 jobs and support plans to double online sales. news.stv.tv/world/ms-buys-…

@STVNews Fuck off london propaganda

What areas in Glasgow are set to roll out new 20mph speed limits? news.stv.tv/west-central/w…

@GlasgowCC Fuck off ya pricks. Way to scam more money out of people.

The phased rollout of #20mph speed limits across Glasgow starts next month. The move aims to cut collisions, reduce injury severity and create calmer, safer streets - especially for people who walk, wheel and cycle. Full info 👉 glasgow.gov.uk/15087

@Celticnewsnow So, IPTV it is then......

Motherwell v Celtic is confirmed for Celtic TV on Wednesday night, with a 20:00 kick-off at Fir Park. International coverage is also listed across 20 channels, including Sky Sports in Ireland and Paramount+ in the US. #Celtic #CelticFC

@PeterSweden7 Just you .....easy fix

Is it just me or is there something weird and unnatural with the amount of media coverage of Hantavirus?

@YesterdaysBrit1 Greenock , scotland (Strone)

A British council estate from the 1970s. A breeding ground for many of us, from a time when we knew our neighbours and there was a decent sense of community spirit.