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@Chiefs This is genuinely the worst tweet of all time

Presenting our 2026 opponents as sourdough... a bread thread if you will 🥖 Starting saucy with KC BBQ 🧵

@alexadoingstuff Ain’t no fucking way

@shaaylo I believe ooyf

My friend said they saw a shooting star when we were at 4100 the other night.

my dad sent a picture of our Chevy Chase cutout to his friend, and he thinks that it’s me

@anonymishhh Fighting w people on twitter AND you vape…. Pick a struggle

I’m in the mountains and the closest place to get a new vape is 40 min away… maybe I use this inconvenience as the push I need to quit?

@alexadoingstuff @pissboymcgee We have that at home

@pissboymcgee Wait I’m obsessed

I wish so badly I could be friends with this dude. Anyone that does a 9 minute LCD soundsystem song for karaoke is someone I want to be around

@alexadoingstuff This is what mainstream media is too scared to cover

we’re currently monitoring a situation that is me being still drunk after going out for a “chill drink” last night. we’ll bring you the latest as this story develops

@alexadoingstuff Somehow pierce is controlling the touch tunes

rooftop bar in hanoi just played 3 lana songs in a row

@adderalluser Leaving Bali with just a UTI is a W from what I’ve heard!!!

@coupdegrace_co This is what I sew at 4am thinking I’m boutta do something

This thing is hideous, but glad some y’all like it and that it sold fast

Vivian Westwood sz 3 for sale for $60

@briochebunnie It’s dangerous! The gen pop is guna know ur a baddie and ur rich

@mariokartdwi In my mind her and Carmella live happily ever after in the spec house

@shaaylo no like I checked out fully after that

I wanna know how sopranos ends but it’s so hard to carry on when they killed off the baddest woman I’ve ever seen in my life. Like I don’t care what happens to any of you now

@mariokartdwi The psychosis is plenty

the thing I can’t get over about love island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night like they’re all just acting like that

@adderalluser Girl he’s guna eat them uppp and vice versa… everyone will be very full

Love island is the adult equivalent of when you’re 9 and you meet a group of other kids on a cruise

@ohcaptainsarah Elizabeth Holmes coded

I don’t need chat gpt my wife knows everything

@coupdegrace_co Send meeee

They gave us like 100 t shirts, so if any of y’all want a free t-shirt come by our shop

Thanks Monster Energy

@coupdegrace_co LMFAOO