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🇨🇦🇺🇸 Chaos Grandma Too old to care. Too smart to stay quiet. Coffee. Chaos. Common sense. No filters. No propaganda. No bullshit.

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Chaos Grandma
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🇺🇸🇨🇦 Welcome to the circus. Here: — we don’t apologize for the truth, — we don’t worship politicians, — we don’t tolerate idiots, — and we sure as hell don’t trust the media. Just chaos, sarcasm, coffee, and common sense. If you’re still easy to offend — this won’t be your place. If you’re tired of hypocrisy — pull up a chair. Buckle up, buttercup. ☕💀
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Mykhailo Rohoza
Mykhailo Rohoza@MykhailoRohoza·
Just like Melania plagiarized Michelle Obama’s speech — except, thanks to her complete lack of intelligence and inability to learn, she delivered it in painfully broken English, almost word for word, only skipping the phrases she literally couldn’t pronounce. Now her imbecile husband is trying to recycle Obama’s Iran deal — except without the very core issue: Iran’s nuclear program, which was supposedly the entire reason for starting this conflict in the first place. Never mind that he himself tore up the agreement unilaterally, then later acted outraged that Iran no longer followed a deal he had already abandoned before launching a confrontation against them. Orange Rusty’s ass is on fire now. He desperately needs to reopen the strait, otherwise his own cult will tear their “great leader” apart after filling up their tanks with liquid gold. These people are giving up their last dollars for gasoline — at this rate they’ll start selling kidneys soon. Because the majority of these morons are poor, uneducated idiots, and the only thing that ever gets through to them is their wallet. In short: whatever this clown touches, he screws up completely. The national average gas price is now $4.491 per gallon — and that’s absolutely insane.
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Mykhailo Rohoza@MykhailoRohoza·
In the painting, we see the chaos of a medieval battle: dense infantry formations, forests of spears, and red banners waving above a sea of steel helmets. It captures the spirit of what historians call a “moment of truth” for Western civilization. In 732, near Tours and Poitiers not far from Paris, the fate of not only a kingdom, but an entire continent was being decided. At the start of the 8th century, the Islamic world was undergoing rapid expansion. After conquering North Africa, the Umayyad Caliphate swiftly overran Visigothic Spain, and crossing the Pyrenees seemed like the natural next step. Abdul Rahman ibn Abd Allah, governor of Al-Andalus, led a massive army northward. Their goal was the wealthy city of Tours — and beyond it, the heart of the Frankish realm, Paris. Opposing this battle-hardened cavalry force stood Charles Martel, Mayor of the Palace of the Franks. Originally, this title meant the manager of the royal household, but over time the office became the true center of power in the Frankish state. Charles did not inherit his position peacefully. He was the illegitimate son of Pepin of Herstal, and after his father’s death in 714, rivals imprisoned him. Charles escaped, raised a rebellion, defeated his enemies in brutal civil wars, and united the Frankish lands under his rule. Before the battle, Charles understood that his infantry could not match the Moors in speed, so he relied on discipline and endurance. He formed his troops into a massive defensive square — an “iron wall.” Warriors stood shoulder to shoulder, creating an unbroken forest of shields and spears. For six hours, Arab cavalry assaulted this living fortress. Witnesses described the Franks as “immovable ice” against which wave after wave of attackers shattered. It was a rare case in history when infantry withstood a massive cavalry assault without support from their own horsemen. The outcome was decided not only by force, but by strategy and psychology. Frankish scouts raided the Moorish rear camp, where enormous amounts of loot were stored. Many Arab riders rushed back to protect their wealth, causing panic in their ranks. As Abdul Rahman tried to restore order, he was surrounded and killed. By nightfall, the Arab army retreated, leaving the field to “The Hammer” — the nickname Charles Martel earned after the victory. The Battle of Poitiers became the high-water mark of Islamic expansion into Western Europe. ▪️Had Charles lost, Europe’s cultural and religious identity might have been completely different. Historian Edward Gibbon famously wrote that “the interpretation of the Quran might now be taught in the schools of Oxford.” ▪️The victory allowed Charles Martel to reform the Frankish military. After Poitiers, the Franks began developing heavy cavalry, laying the foundations of medieval knighthood. ▪️His success also opened the road to power for his grandson, Charlemagne, who would later create the Holy Roman Empire. This battle painting is not just a depiction of an ancient clash. It also symbolizes those moments in history when the resilience of one line of warriors changes the course of the world. Just as Europe once gained the chance to form its modern Western identity thanks to the endurance of that “iron square” near Paris — today, thanks to the resilience of Ukraine’s Defense Forces and Ukrainian society in the face of terror and aggression, Europe once again has the chance to continue its stable development. ✌️
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REAL RIOT IN MOSCOW! THE FSB HAS DECLARED WAR ON THE MINISTRY OF DEFENSE! In the heart of the Kremlin, this is no longer just a conflict between agencies. It is an open confrontation between Russia’s two most powerful security structures — one that could escalate into a real war inside the regime itself. FSB officers have officially begun a confrontation against the Russian Ministry of Defense. Moscow is already seeing mass detentions, raids, brutal crackdowns, and even clashes between security forces. Elites who were sitting at the same table yesterday, dividing up war budgets, are now turning against each other.
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RUSSIAN AIRCRAFT ARE STARTING TO FAIL EN MASSE! They are crashing during combat sorties or simply disappearing without a trace. What has been happening in recent days within Russian aviation is already beyond ordinary losses. This looks like a systemic catastrophe. Russian aircraft sent to bomb Ukraine are reportedly suffering massive technical failures right in the air. Some crash, others vanish from radar without even sending a distress signal. Pilots often don’t even have time to eject. Su-34s and Su-35s are reportedly falling like stones during combat missions. Strategic bombers are disappearing during flights. There are no reports of Ukrainian air defense strikes — the aircraft are simply suffering technical failures and crashing on Russian territory or into the sea. The Russian command is in full panic mode. They no longer know what to tell their pilots. Sending them into the sky means risking yet another crew. Not sending them means losing the ability to strike Ukraine.
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🥰 Good night 🤩
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Mykhailo Rohoza@MykhailoRohoza

⚡️Yesterday, something very important happened that most people barely noticed — Russia received one of the strongest diplomatic slaps imaginable from its longtime and supposedly one of its closest friends in Europe: Serbia. Serbian Parliament Speaker Ana Brnabić made what may become a historic statement: Belgrade does not consider Russia a “brotherly country” and views the war against Ukraine as an act of aggression and a violation of international law. “I would not call these relations brotherly. Our President Vučić communicates with Putin, but some EU leaders also maintain contact with the Kremlin,” Brnabić said, mentioning Slovak Prime Minister Robert Fico and his contacts with Moscow. Moreover, the speaker emphasized that Serbia supports Ukraine’s territorial integrity and voted to remove Russia from the UN Human Rights Council. She also noted that Serbia has repeatedly and clearly condemned Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, calling it “a pure act of aggression and a violation of international law.” And that’s when the pro-Russian channels erupted into chaos. The same people who were praising their “Serbian brothers” yesterday are now desperately searching for someone to blame and screaming about “betrayal.” The funniest part is that Russia spent decades investing resources into the image of being Serbia’s “big brother,” only to end up hearing the classic: “Thanks, but we’ll manage without you.” ☝️And this is a very telling moment. When even the most loyal partners start carefully stepping aside, it’s no longer diplomacy. It’s a signal that the ship is sinking, and the allies have simply stopped pretending they don’t see the iceberg. It seems the Kremlin’s circle of “faithful allies” is shrinking rapidly. Soon, Russia’s international meetings may end up taking place somewhere between North Korea, Iran, and the comment sections under posts by Vladimir Solovyov.

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The irony of fate that could actually lead to peace. If Zelensky stops negotiating with Putin, devastating kompromat will come out about how he allegedly prepared the country to be handed over to the enemy. There would be the Oman backroom deals with Patrushev, Yermak’s conversations with Kozak (Putin’s representative), and Derkach thanking them for “two-way tickets to Moscow.” They’d talk about Bananov and Russian money too… Every move was recorded, and manuscripts don’t burn. There’s a huge amount of material the FSB still hasn’t revealed. And if they decide to release it, it won’t come directly from them, but through their proxies. It already happened before against Poroshenko through Al Jazeera. People, understand this: Putin supposedly has an avalanche of kompromat on Zelensky and his inner circle. But he doesn’t use it. Because, according to this view, both sides ultimately want the same thing. And whenever they need to derail peace talks or distract their populations from domestic problems, there are immediately mutual strikes and escalation. But when necessary, there can also be a visit to Yerevan without consequences, and even Moscow parades go untouched. I don’t understand why Trump doesn’t use these trump cards and instead plays along with prolonging the war. Then let the United States release this information publicly. But in my opinion, sooner or later this cancerous tumor will burst open, and instead of missile strikes, we will finally hear the truth about this war.
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France has suddenly discovered that uncontrolled migration apparently has limits. Who could have imagined that. The justice minister is now openly saying: enough — the country simply can’t handle it anymore. He’s proposing a three-year freeze on legal immigration and wants to shut down the endless “family reunification” system through which people are being brought in by the masses. 4.5 million residency documents in a single year. Four and a half million, for fuck’s sake. And only now are they starting to realize that if you spend decades opening the doors to absolutely everyone — especially to people who have no intention of assimilating and instead want to recreate their own country inside yours — eventually nothing will remain of your society. Germany, by the way, has also started panicking and suddenly wants to reconsider its ultra-liberal migration laws. I don’t think there’s much they can do to reverse it anymore…
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Like this post if you also had a poster of Sylvester Stallone in your room when you were a kid.
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Olena Rohoza@OlenaRohoza

“AND YOU STILL DARE TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH…” Sasha Legerman: This is too accurate not to share. This Australian’s response to Trump’s rant that “NATO does nothing for America” is absolutely devastating: “Mate. You run a country where 600,000 homeless people will sleep on the streets tonight. A country where 40% of adults can’t cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment, and people ration it just to stay alive. A country where medical debt is the number one cause of bankruptcy. A country where women die in hospital parking lots because doctors are too afraid of abortion laws to treat miscarriages. You imprison more of your own citizens than any country on Earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. In the land of the free, 2 million people sit in cages, and a quarter of them haven’t even been convicted of anything. They’re simply too poor to afford bail. Your life expectancy is declining. You’re the only developed nation where that’s happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba’s. Your children practice active shooter drills between math and English classes while you sell defense stocks to your friends. Your minimum wage hasn’t changed in 15 years. Your teachers work two jobs, your veterans sleep under bridges, and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that never attacked you. And now a convicted criminal — found liable for sexual abuse, defending a pedophile, sleeping with a porn star, and running the biggest dumpster-fire campaign since the Taliban — is thanking you for yet another disaster. And you call Greenland badly governed? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody there goes bankrupt because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because insurance refused treatment. ‘NATO wasn’t there when we needed them.’ When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn’t even in NATO, and we still showed up. For twenty years. And then you left at 2 a.m. without telling anyone and left everybody else to clean up the mess. You don’t care that a great nation is being terrorized by your friend, and you haven’t shown it a single ounce of sympathy. So maybe before calling other countries badly governed, take a look at your own backyard, you aluminum siding salesman with a spray tan. The only thing badly managed in this picture is your damn mouth. And you still dare to lecture the rest of the world?”

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So tell us, Volodymyr Zelenskyy — what now? You didn’t strike Moscow on May 9. You brought back 1,000 prisoners? Did you blackout Moscow? Did you fire missiles at the Kremlin? Putin never “announced” anything like that for Kyiv — he simply attacks it, and he still hasn’t returned the prisoners. With terrorists, you either negotiate seriously or destroy them. But you, Volodymyr Oleksandrovych, seem to do nothing but tease him or make him laugh. You write decrees? Then write a decree banning Putin from striking Ukrainian cities. Where are our missiles? Where is this so-called Fire Point “power”? Where are the Neptunes we already had and used against the enemy? Where are you hiding all of it? Today alone, 50 missiles hit us. “Only” 50. And 600 drones. “Only” 600. Our allies keep supplying drones — but where are ours? Where are our missiles? We celebrate when one drone flies 2,000 kilometers. And what kind of warhead does it carry? Almost nothing. No — this is not how peace is achieved. A terrorist understands only force, not jokes and endless announcements. Either respond powerfully to enemy strikes, or stop promising things you won’t do. How much longer are people supposed to listen to lies? © Serhiy Pohrebetskyi
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Ukraine! 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦💪💪💪 With no right to make a mistake. With no chance to retreat.
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Ukraine! 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦💪💪💪 With no right to make a mistake. With no chance to retreat.
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