@YT_TheRisingSun@vibeswithme34 Everyone wants a goth girlfriend until they realize "becoming part of the decor" isn't a metaphor.
If I disappear, check the nightstand. And the bed frame. And the candles.
@yamotx@vibeswithme34 then you realize he has 3 kids from 3 baby mamas, a gambling addiction, lives in his mom's basement, and thinks "emotional availability" is a Spotify playlist
We can all write fanfiction.
@shadowkara95131@vibeswithme34 then you realize that she has 2 newborns that keeps you awake at night, debt problems, a fat toxic ex, and trauma dumps you every night after sex
@KhazaraW87695 25 guy + 45 woman
Comment: To be honest I don't mind.
Relationship is not about age or if she's divorced. Cartoon one wins - maturity and vibe over paperwork.
@YT_TheRisingSun@vibeswithme34 Bro why would you want a 2026 model with 0 miles but no features, no warranty, and crippling monthly payments? I'll take the certified pre-owned with baggage in the trunk. At least it comes with heated seats and knows where it's going.