The Shaft

#JUSTICEFORTHESCHLONG the good ending

@Cryophantasm_ the only hate post thats valid was the im freddy fazbear one cause that was really fucking funny

@Cryophantasm_ from what i've listened of them i thought they sucked. like imagine dragons with distortion but i don't care enough to actively hate on them💀

Sleep token is ALRIGHT i guess

also before i sleep anyone that like follows me in general i have a twitter where i just post random shit. @el_shaft02 if you wanna follow it

Congratulations to that slippery bastard Geoff Keighley for enduring my onslaught throughout the show tonight. Next year's another matter, however.......

glad he's doing well

THE FLUTE GUYS BACK

Shigeru Miyamoto HALO drops into the Game Awards, announces F-Zero and Captain Falcon genuinely atomizes everyone on stage

Megaman NEEDS to hit the Metal Man on Geoff Keighley. i BEG he doesn't miss this opportunity

Is Geoff cracking Miss Piggy? Is this why the muppets are here consistently?

ace combat 8 first mission is you dogfight geoff keighley

when is video bojangle gonna walk on stage and make tf out with geoff

The Bell tolls for you, Mr. Keighley. Every minute is a privilege.

POV: You are Geoff Keighley in the wings while the 007 presentation is happening

"And now for something COMPLETELY unexpected" and the lights go out, come back on and he's trapped in The Chamber

yk im not saying Mr Keighley has shooters hiding in his dressing room, stalking his car and surrounding the stage but what i AM saying is he should really think of an exit strategy

COMMISSIONER KEIGHLEY THERES A MAN AT YOUR DOOR. HE HAS A BOMB

everytime they cut back to him i'm trimming a quarter inch of his hairline

I'm travelling 40,000 years into the future to decommission the Geoff-droid that runs The Game Awards

me when I hop on stage to try and assassinate Geoff Keighley but Kojima teams up with him and they're fr on some Ornstein and Smough shit

i'm 4 asahi and a double vodka deep I genuinely thought Geoff teleported. He's growing stronger