spongebob stan

open my instagram and another person is in japan 🫩

everyday i see skeletor

mayhaps thirst trapping will fix me

woke up today feeling extremely evil and cursed

2026 resolution: become crepuscular

all perverts go to heaven

delayed gratification pissing

saw a guy at the gym with this physique and i did not know it was anatomically possible

i need big tits NEEEOWWWWW

giving a little moan at the gym to stand my ground

it’s fagslop sunday!

when i’m congested i feel like there’s a singular thread i can pull out from my nose and with it my entire brain will also come out and then my sinuses will finally be clear

i will not succumb to short hair propaganda

everyone around here walks and runs in the road. the people yearn for a carless suburbia

neeed to be in chicago rn

someone said “hello” to me in an unsettling fashion this morning and now i am affected

need to date a gay guy who’s also into midwest emo

this would’ve had the acapella community by the throat in 2019 so yes

if i could eat it i would