Captain Crunch

@micca9991 Hot as death in Vegas.

Fuckkkk! I just want it to be summer to wear small shorts and a short skirt

@GeorgeJSaliba What’s the internet price?

Here she is. The first Tesla Signature for sale!

Who else is golfing in triple digits today? #marriedtothegame #abuserelationship

@NUCLRGOLF 6 iron praying it makes it

170 to the flag stick… what are you hitting? 🏌️

@the_ceo99 Agreed. How pathetic

The simps who started paying girls to talk to them ruined an entire generation.

@dnuggey Bro idk about LeBron. Damn we need to let Murray walk and get someone younger than Lebron.

felt like the past few days nuggets twitter has been in civil war and the possibility of LeBron to the Nuggets is starting to bridge the divide lmfao

@DevonDembinski Bro golf is hard and gets better once you realize you suck and you enjoy just being outdoors.

Thinking of either ordering hybrid irons or quitting golf altogether and taking up pickleball. Anyone have any good recommendations on either options? Heard a lot of clubs are putting in pickleball courts these days, so I can still do some good networking 🤷🏼‍♂️

@briandoziergoat Gave me a chub

@JVTacoma @WhiteHouse I filed an extension and will be meeting with a cpa to understand why the first time in my life I owe 4500. Wtf

@WhiteHouse I had to actually pay $3200 this year. First time ever in my life I owed taxes.. No new job or anything like that.. My accountant usually gets me decent sized returns. Not this year... Would love an explanation..

MORE MONEY IN YOUR POCKETS!

@CrystalHope1979 Michael is awesome. Need more people like him on earth.

In the heart of Guerrero Negro, Mexico, a young adventurer named Landon pulled into a dusty gas station on his motorcycle and crossed paths with a stranger who would quietly rewrite his future. Two years earlier, while fueling up, Landon struck up a conversation with Michael. As they parted ways, Michael handed him a card and said, “If you ever ride through Rocky Point in Sonora, give me a call. I own a resort—you’re welcome to stay.” Landon tucked the card away and kept riding. Two years later, his journey finally led him to Rocky Point. With a mix of curiosity and hesitation, he called the number: “Hey, do you remember me? The biker from the gas station two years ago?” Michael instantly replied, “Yes! Come on through!” What happened next left Landon speechless. Michael welcomed him with open arms, offering a limitless stay at his stunning resort, Laguna Shores. He introduced him to his private chef, invited him to five-star dinners with his family, and treated him like royalty—pure, unexpected generosity from a man he’d met only once, years before. A single random conversation at a gas station blossomed into a beautiful friendship and an unforgettable experience. Sometimes, the smallest moments plant seeds that bear fruit exactly when they’re meant to.

@Mericamemed That is pretty epic

Valid use of free will

Men real question. Do you feel better getting out of the shower after a fresh haircut or after you’ve washed your sac and crack?

@flushingitgolf They are the worst. God speed boss

Ryan Fox has posted on social media to say he had to withdraw from The Players Championship because of kidney stones. We wish Foxy a speedy recovery 🤞 🇳🇿

@jerseymikes I was not aware of your sandwich game but damn you all are killing it.

It's cool to love America.

Anthony Kim is HUNTING right now! Let’s go @livgolf_league

@boxer_heaven Best dogs ever! Lost mine last year

@PGATOUR Why is #jakeknapp never shown on the broadcast when in the top 10? Lame

The left side of the line has been horrid for weeks and this was the offense drawn up for the SB? @Patriots what a fucking joke. #pathetic