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MLB Insider: Since Phillies fired their manager Bryce Harper has been seen doing keg stands in the dugout with Schwarber!!! The Cubs are gonna look so sorry tonight against Chris Sale!!! Today’s Picks: Red Sox Braves

@gavinmchughh Tobias Harris is a terrorist!

I am so fucking done with the pistons

NBA Insider: James Harden hasn’t seen a pair of titties since the series started!!! Jalen Duren is a waste of cum!! Tobias Harris will bring back car manufacturers to Detroit!!! Today’s Picks: James Harden over 18.5 points Tobias Harris over 18.5 points

What the Spurs series been lookin like!

NBA Insider: Timberwolves just got spanked by the slender man! Julius Randle is a terrorist!!!

NBA Emergency: Hurry up and take Anthony Edward over 21.5 points before the second half starts!!! This is a steal!!! Edward’s has 8 points right now!!!

NBA Insider: Naz Reid was abducted by aliens and taken advantage of!!! UFO Files were released and all you can see is a Victor Wembanyama Highlight Reel!!! Today’s Picks: Naz Reid over 6.5 rebounds Stephen Castle over 17.5 points

NBA Insider: Chet Over 17.5 Points SGA Under 28.5 Points Rui Hachimura 3 threes

NBA Insider: James Harden just seen watching Jared McCain paint his nails!!! Gimme James Harden under 18.5 points!!! #nba

Wemby in last nights game!

NBA Insider: Minnesota training staff seen cortisone maxing Anthony Edward’s injured knee pregame!!! Says he, “Feels like a diesel engine.” Today’s Pick: Timberwolves Spread +5.5

@gavinmchughh Paul George is a Terrorist

Knicks may never lose again

NBA Insider: Joel Embiid had his mortgage on Chimaev last night!!! Paul George is a terrorist but was converted! Mikal Bridges is the Lisan al-Gaib! Today’s Pick: Joel Embiid Under 26.5 Points Paul George Over 17.5 Points Mikal Bridges Over 15.5 Points

UFC Inside Source: When has Khamzat Chimaez had an exciting fight that ended early?!?! Strickland can easily last 5 rounds!!! This fight tonight is going to be boring!!! #ufc #strickland Today’s Pick: Over 2.5 rounds

Inside Source: Luka ain’t playing! LeBron is inevitable!! Lakers low key kept it close last game until refs turned into communists!!! #nbaplayoffs #LA Today’s Pick: Lakers Spread +9.5 LeBron Over 21.5 points LeBron Under 7.5 assists (if ur freaky)

This is what we live for!!! #nbaplayoffs

INSIDE SOURCE: CAITLYN CLARK GONNA PROVE WHY SHE IS ON STATE FARM COMMERCIALS!!! #wnba TODAYS PICKS: CAITLYN CLARK OVER 19.5 POINTS CAITLYN CLARK OVER 5.5 REBOUNDS CAITLYN CLARK OVER 4 THREES

INSIDE SOURCE: JAMES HARDEN SEEN SMOKING A CIG WITH TERRY ROZIER THIS MORNING!!! #nbaplayoffs TODAYS PICK: JAMES HARDEN UNDER 19.5 POINTS

Mikal Bridges over hit before half time!!! Bro really didn’t want to work for JP Morgan! #nbaplayoffs #nba