Shamsa B 🌦

737 appearances, second only to Ian Callaghan European Cup UEFA Cup FA Cup League Cup But yeah mate, ‘average’

The rest is history. 👑

Trump is behaving as if Spurs being near relegation has no impact whatsoever on his decision-making

@beckytaylorgill Im not even joking. Reading arsenal fans and mainstream media reactions is like reading things about Israel. You know what you see with your own eyes, but media and fans are trying to build an alternative reality…

@JHBWater water is out in saxonwold again?

@JHBWater saxonwold etr?

Absolute banter season. End this misery please

@RosebankRC I've sent all my documents. I've been told I'm accepted but not receiving a student number or login details. PLEASE RESPOND!

.@RosebankRC I am trying to get my application sorted since November. Classes are about to start and I'm missing orientation. I've tried countless times to contact support, nobody is able to help me. I will be forced to apply to another institution. PLEASE ASSIST!!!!

Special scenes as Ibrahima Konate is mobbed by his team-mates. He's been absolutely outstanding last night. The tears are flowing as Konate gets a hug from Van Dijk. Remarkable effort after nearly two weeks away following the death of his father.

They’ve genuinely killed my love for football that much I’m not even assed they’ve scored that. We’re dog shit.

Sadio Mane, show us your medals: 🏆 Champions League 🏆 Premier League 🏆 Club World Cup 🏆 European Super Cup 🏆 FA Cup 🏆 League Cup 🏆 Bundesliga 🏆 German Super Cup 🏆 Austrian Bundesliga 🏆 🏆 Africa Cup of Nations 👑 One of this generation’s kings. What a player.

Senegal understandably raging. A goal harshly chalked off at one end and now a soft penalty given at the other after Diaz’s theatrical fall.

@Kristian_Walsh So, if online reds don’t know owt because they don’t ‘go the game’, but fans who do ‘go the game’ now don’t know owt, who does?

Superb watching the #FACup and seeing goals scored then #Fans not having to wait to celebrate while some part-time accountant pores over every little inch of a defender or forwards ear, elbow or boot for a week? #DeathToVAR #VAR #PremierLeague

@JHBWater 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

#JoburgUpdates Customer Notice Update on Reburst pipe at 60 5th Street, Houghton Estate ^PK

@JHBWater A re re-burst pipe 🤣🤣🤣 y'all are not serious

@JHBWater update on saxonwold PLEASE

@JHBWater You can all go to hell. Genuinely, this is beyond parody at this point

Update: Unplanned Interruption: 60 5th street, Houghton ^H #JoburgUpdates

@JHBWater LOL you guys are so absolutely clueless. This happens so often we might as well not use our taps. The level of incompetence is mind boggling

#JoburgUpdates Customer Notice: Re-burst pipe at 60 5th Street, Houghton Estate. ^PK