Shan Dude 🐀🦷

do u wanna play a game

tonight was awesome

@chrismelbz wrong

just thought about all the worms the early bird gets and its actually not fair at all. fuck that guy

hey 📸: @itsroblaw

everything i bought today at the miniature show fits in this bag

shan’s having a good time at the mini show

we’re all just trinket dishes at the end of the day

i gotta stop putting my vitamins in my pocket. i almost just swallowed a screw 🪛🔩💊

just a little potting soil sprinkled on my daily vitamins

@chrismelSchleeb really good babe. proud of you

by the end of today i will have around 145 house plants 😳

🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

the only value of a twitter blue checkmark now is that people might mistake you for someone who is actually notable. if you get rid of every other checkmark, then the twitter blue checkmark literally means nothing. they’re actually devaluing their own product by doing this.

lol

did i damage my vocal cords from screaming on all the disney rollercoasters?? who’s to say?

shans in disney and had to go on a ride with a random kid her reaction vs his is hilarious lmao

also came with a baby version!!

adopted a cursed furby ✨

@chrismelSchleeb that’s a really good mommy girl right there.