Shane Dempsey

@browne_fergal @thekickart Yes

@RealBobMortimer hey Colin look at you you with your waxy beard.You look like you av a avocado masquerading as a chin…. Haha. Yeah. total Lolcano here on mount ruffalo.Listen,I just had a 15 second multiple ideagasm seshathon wit Jeff Lintonyeah d jiff lengthman

@PalmerstownHE Any results from Wednesday’s open?

Result from Sunday's Competition, Congratulations to all the winners

@TrimGAAClub Score

@truefergallynch Peter Canavan should be approached.

With great power comes great responsibility... John Kavanagh, Sean Kelly and Conor O'Donoghue tasked with recommending the next Meath senior football manager... a massive decision that simply HAS to be the RIGHT one... Good luck lads, no pressure eh 🙈

@campaign4carrig @VFIpubs @RAI_ie @Failte_Ireland @IHFcomms Well done Senator .... great initiative

@ThatBloke_Jesus God bless you.

Dinner out with the lads tonight #mates #loyalty #massivetablesamesideplease #painting #firstsupper #splitthebill #shotsshotsshots

@RichieSadlier @Gill_Books Good stuff

Proudly (and nervously😬) holding a copy of Let’s Talk, my new book to help teenage lads make way less mistakes than I did. In the shops from April 7th. #LetsTalk @Gill_Books

@paddy_dempsey Seems they could go straight back down such is the standard. Their twelve is county. And their 18, 4 and 11 must have been in that bracket at some stage. Some performance.

Steelstown are 100/1 for the Derry Senior Championship…that can’t be right. Serious team. The 12 put on an exhibition of football

I'm raising money for Help Dublin Simon help the homeless. Click to Donate: gofundme.com/f/help-dublin-… via @gofundme

@daraobriain the cure for.......

Irish friends! I’m brainstorming for a thing, looking for suggestions: Name a thing, standard/iconic IN Ireland, but hasn’t travelled outside, but that the world would be a better place if they had it. E.g. Hurling, Chocolate Kimberley, Maniac 2000, Toy Show...

Help Dublin Simon help the homeless gofundme.com/f/help-dublin-…

@mediamurray Even CJ stander and Marcel coteeze, both South African rugby players living in ireland use it now. It’s an irish thing. When an irish person plamasses another irish person you must accept the joke - yes - but reject the implicit compliment - no - to maintain sufficient humility.

Odd question : how did the verbal tick ‘yea, no’ get into the English language? Is it an Irish thing? It’s usually the initial positive to a question before the person elaborates. It’s completely meaning less.

@colmoregan I’ll go with, and get the plugs.

@shanedempsey Stickyouty. Just about this side of bucked. Pre free braces. Didn't want to chance Bulgaria.

Folks, there's some stuff coming out in the papers so I'd rather you heard it first from me: *deep breath* I can no longer cut sellotape with my teeth. I think it's due to a crown and the front ones going even more stickyouty I'll understand if this changes things Thanks xx

@daraobriain Modern day equivalent of batteries not included.

This is a little reminder that if Santa Claus if planning to give a games console as a gift he’ll often plug it in before Christmas Day and download all the updates, which can take hours, so that it will work out of the box. Ho ho ho.

@dublindogos twitter.com/lidl_ireland/s… sam looks well in the lidl ad.

🔹DUBLIN DOGOS RFC IS RECRUITING NOW🔹 Can you see yourself in the Dogos colours? Come register with us for 2017/18. All levels welcome.🏉

@Woolberto Listen to the ‘you were wrong’ podcast. No such thing as stranger danger, crack babies, etc

@jaredwright17 @dublindogos

Mario Ledesma takes a moment. #NZLvARG