Shannon Speake

Pet owners know the horrors of cleaning up all sorts of poop carnage and vomit piles… but I am now graced with knowing the delight that is puked up cat poop. #puppyproblems

The things I posted about 17 years ago…

Wow, my kids actually can sit and finish their entire dinner plate (plus seconds) when it’s tri tip steak!

The “elves” are trying to amp themselves up to come back from their 11 month vacay. #elfontheshelf

I was not prepared for my family’s 5pm hanger that was technically 6pm hanger. Thank you, once again, time change. #dlst

Happy Saturday to everyone except the mom who gave us two whistles with the soccer snack today. 🙉

You’d really be surprised how many times a child’s pencil can fall on the floor while homeschooling.

@rickymmorse I didn’t know there were printers out there that worked.

@shanmorse Bought a new one for this reason.

At the end of my life I really don’t want to know how many hours were spent trying to get a printer to print. I already know the number is way higher than it ever should be.

My red wine was really cold from being in the garage. So I just stuck it in the microwave for 20 seconds 😂 #icestorm2025

@Pinterest I’ve been using your app/website for well over a decade. I just have to let you know I’m so disappointed in the current state of the sponsored post inundation. It is ridiculous how many sponsored posts show in my feed. It’s to the point I don’t bother searching.

My 7 year son saw my weight on the scale and exclaimed, “Wow mom you weigh more than Jupiter!”

“That’s the good thing about long islands. It really makes you puke.” - @katie_rector

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@Arbys This is how many fries you put in my full price order. 😑

saving the other half for later

I just witnessed a cat chase about eight large deer into the forest. #neature

This game is so stressful. @rickymmorse break out the special wine. #SuperBowl #GoNiners

@SaversVVillage in disbelief at how badly everything is priced now at your stores. I will never shop with you again, and will encourage others to do the same. Please stop being so greedy.

I have completed my challenge of 50 books! goodreads.com/user_challenge…

How do you take your potatoes? My post Christmas fridge can offer you hashed and cheesy, sweet casserole, or soup.