@Sleakoh They’re not technically married so she’s staying until they are I guess lol which is never
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freshprinceofdespair
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freshprinceofdespair
@shaolinchey
chef for pets, feral mma fan, and music-obsessed living room super star
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Finally moved out of the horrible place I was renting where the landlady told me, a Puerto Rican, on move-in day that she didn’t like Puerto Ricans
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I called a girl out for pretending she had social media stalkers and hater and she messages me a day later with her “proof”. Yall are diseased
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Hey if this happens I’ll voluntarily jump off the Buckman
Happy Punch@HappyPunch
Dana White said Jon Jones and Conor McGregor could BOTH fight on President Trump’s UFC White House event 🤯 “We will absolutely, positively put on the baddest card of all-time.” 👀
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Forgive me, I got a grand mimosa and now I’m getting a hot stone pedicure. I’m living a little. The rest is still unwritten babes.
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Imagine going to a honky tonk lil rodeo and seeing Bella Hadid
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My hobbies include doing rich girl shit without a spendable dime to my name (savings thick and untouched like me)
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I don’t watch love island but I don’t need to to know Amaya is the prettiest person I have ever seen in my entire life and I’m sure any lives before this one
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Some of you have never been drunk with a genuine bestie before
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@itsyoungmiko Tranquiiiiii solo te extraño mi amorcita
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I only go to this church bc my family goes and the pastor keeps touching me but idk how to get him to stop without embarrassing my family and my mom is too sheep to ask him to stop😄
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men are disgusting because why did liam put miley through this exact same situation at glastonbury 🙃
Pop Crave@PopCrave
Katy Perry holds back tears during recent concert in Australia.
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Am I the only one who just knows the words to a song they’re hearing for the first time if it’s a gooood song? I can hear the first few lines of a song and if it’s gooood, that shit gonna take me on a journey like I’ve always known the song 😂 feels like a sixth sense lol
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😐😒 @Nickelodeon are you proud of making this thing cry? Who is in charge over there? I want a name.
ToonHive@ToonHive
Tiny Chef announces his show has been cancelled at Nickelodeon after 2 seasons and 41 episodes.
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