Shapestation4

@BroSydePhil He needs an IRL Happy Time Harry.

Come on ya'll!!!! Commence the jigglin'!

@GamerFaceGaming Lip Reading Phil Challenge: Difficulty Impossible

UHHHGHH who would dare buy or have a Walmart account to begin with...

@poems_past “Work that hard” Oh fuck off. Doing the thing that gets you paid for long hours doesn’t equate to working hard. A guy that works in demolition for one day worked harder than your exhausting 6.5 days of playing games, Phil.

Hey Phil, why didn’t you cut down on your mobile game spending and eating out when you didn’t have money?

@blandpolecat One thing doesn’t correlate to the other, but go off, Phil. It’s funny when you somehow know everyone’s motivations for breaking on you.

“Sorry you can’t be me, you’ll never be!”

@blandpolecat He thinks it’s like running CWCville, good god

DSP says he would have co owned and would have fully ran the whole Lolcow live universe if he had joined…..bro🤣

@CEnglishcl @poems_past But not before criticizing it for not being authentic “eest kowst” Italian spaghetti

@poems_past Imagine you're so fucking incompetent you can't even eat like a normal person. Imagine having him over for dinner and he just 'SLORP HMMM SCRUNCH SNOOOOOORT' over spaghetti.

Anyone hungry?

@RealJuanBenet @KingOfGout1 Chris Chan could sue him for appropriating the muscle bra

Is DSP wearing a man bra? 🤔

@JustinWhang Bubbleborne

Dark Souls game set in 1980s Japan

@BroSydePhil @bm2kx Petty Gout Machine was a hell of a record.

@shapestation4 @bm2kx Black dyed like his soul! He'd rather die! Says he's in control! Door dash is what his horse will serve Gets Tyrones meat like she deserves.

I don't know who, but someone has deeply hurt Phil today.

@bm2kx @BroSydePhil HEAD LIKE A BULB

@BroSydePhil I hurt myself...today. To see if I still Phil... I focus on the goal...the only thing...that's real...

@KhetBurnell747 @TheyCallMeDSP If Phil was actually good, the “casual player base that thinks they’re good” wouldn’t even be a threat

If they're so easy to play, why are you under 1500 MR? If you were 1700 MR, people might take what you say seriously. Until then, you're just a washed-up has been. @TheyCallMeDSP DSP also said that Capcom needs to make a modern version of Street Fighter 2 Turbo. What a surprise.

@DspSociety You’d think a self proclaimed fighting game pro of 74 years would understand what a hit confirm combo is, they usually lead with lights for the safest recovery if blocked.

This one shows how COMPLETELY OUT OF HIS ELEMENT PHIL IS!!

@blandpolecat “Ahwuhwuh” is the sound that a Goutclown makes moments after deflecting

RIGHTTTTT Phil….right…

@darksy_dephil He looks like he’s participating in a guided activity at the old folks home to keep their arms from atrophying

Wow...

@poems_past Look at him scratching the dirt to dig up every possible excuse to shield his brittle ego

Are we having fun yet chat?

@poems_past Maybe don’t do aerial attacks that are so far away that your opponent easily read it and punished with a super, Phil. That wind up can be seen from two matches away.

Maybe it’s actually time to let go of this game Phil…

@blandpolecat That one is in the running for DSP’s top ten fakest laughs of all time

LTG “can’t resist” talking about Phil…well yeah Phil you talked shit FIRST

@KF_PieceOfPeace In his heart, he knows it’s not “mayush jayub” because LP and LK are quick moves to check your opponent to apply pressure and continue your control, but the well of copium is deeper than the Mariana Trench.

his fucking crying got rolled back lmaooo

@poems_past Wearing his own garbage merchandise because no one else will

Brain.exe has stopped responding

@jquadddddd I misread that as “Dillon’s SPINE broke” and was like “well this is a grim turn of events”

Everyday you log on this app and baseball teams you’ve never heard of are just doing things you’ve never seen