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Mark Peterson

@sharkpeterson

Girl, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I wouldn't, because the order of the alphabet is pretty well established and things would just get confusing.

Winona, MN Katılım Aralık 2011
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@AGoldmund You sent me a LinkedIn connection request after I emailed Reply All about something, and I accepted it. I consider it one of the great honors of my lifetime
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@AGoldmund Alex I think you unlocked the Twitter final boss with this one
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@GuyFieri welcome to my beautiful town of Minneapolis! I know you’re busy but please DM me. I looked like you in 7th grade and my life has been a downward spiral ever since. I have wanted to meet you for 20 years. Have a great day #SuperBowl2018
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It's 2015 and still, someone somewhere in the world still thinks unfrosted pop tarts are the best ones
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Wasn't one of them named Redfoo? I wonder if he's working at an Office Max now or something
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I just remembered that LMFAO existed
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Ah snap you guys I just found out that Twitter is a thing again! In other news I am 96 years old
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Filled up for $2.89 and then TODAY IT WAS $2.95 HAHAHA EVERYONE IS STUPID EXCEPT FOR ME
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"It's actually about fishing, but leave it to the media to take it out of context." -Meghan Trainor on her hit song "All About That Bass"
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The bar downtown is playing the entire Postal Service album. Everything is okay right now.
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Anybody up for making a Harlem Shake video??????????
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"That Miley Cyrus and that Justin Beaver. Why don't they just export them back to Canada?" Never change, grandma.
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"Cilantro. Is that what the Mexicans like?" Never change, grandpa.
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just took wayyyyy too many albums of DMB haha bout to start trippin here we go
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The Red Cross woman who drew my blood went outside for a smoke. That's not how you health, lady
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Just bought a rumchata jagermeister pineapple juice on the rocks. Called it the "Phyllis Diller." Weird how the bartender didn't know
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Bout that time that the drunk guy at the party puts Ignition on
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RT @BuzzFeed: Warm up to spring...by staying inside AND JUST DOING LIKE 4000 BUZZFEED QUIZZES WHICH DISNEY MOVIE ARE YOU FIND OUT. IMPORTANT
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Listening to overzealous cosplayers define cosplay during class is like watching Da Vinci paint...in MS Paint
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@chamillionaire haven't hit u up in a while. Dude whatcha up to??? Text me haha but for real RT ME
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