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@shadyrays I’ve got some Shady Rays. I lost them. I got them in the store in the mall of America. Can I claim the replacement pair in the UK?

@elonmusk Can I just have one please

Only a few hundred Tesla Model S & X cars left in inventory. Order now if you want one.

@Santandave1 my son wants to know what’s your favourite pokemon?

@AmisonJohn Still waiting on my invite @GeAmison

Writing my father of the bride speech Im gonna be a blubbering mess 😭😭😭

@Coach_Fleck would it be ok to message you? I have a private message for you.

@Starbucks you need to do a collab with @NellyFurtado

@AmisonJohn You spelled excellent wrong

Fuckin awful

@martinjohnhendo @piersmorgan Indeed mate. Managed to find it on in a bar in the south of Belgium

@shauncaffrey @piersmorgan Some game

BOOOOOOOOOM! 1-0. Scrappy goal but it was coming - we’ve been totally dominant.

On this day in 1995, Eric Cantona did this...

@TomPelissero @RapSheet @ManUtd maybe we could see how another sports coach gets on? Just for an interim laugh

Former Dolphins coach Mike McDaniel is scheduled to interview for the Titans head coaching job next Wednesday, per sources. There has been significant interest in McDaniel since Miami fired him Thursday with a 35-33 record and two playoff trips in four seasons.

@50cent are you putting together a “making of”for the diddy documentary

@TheNorthFaceUK I need to speak to someone at North Face. Can you message me

I need to talk to someone at CBeebies @BBC

@YahooFantasy Guilty

whose fantasy team is 0-3??? 🙋

@BBCMOTD Let’s call it the Time Slott instead

Has Arne time replaced Fergie time? ⏰ #BBCFootball #LIVEVE

@RealSkipBayless @MicahRichards what you saying Big Meeks?

I'll bet Micah can't wait for tomorrow's podcast.

@TheFFBallers 10.5 12 man

Those that have already drafted... which round did Joe Mixon go in?

@EASPORTSFC I have an idea to pitch about an e-Puskás award.

@renfrowhunter @makeshiftproj a tale as old as time

@renfrowhunter My wife is adamant that Bolt wins. I reckon JC (fully fit). 6 seconds a dog, means I think he has a 6 second head start. If bolt is running a 10 sec 100 m currently that gives him 16 seconds. The average time for all ages is 14 seconds.

Question for y’all……. Usain Bolt vs Joey Chestnut 100 meter dash. Both have to eat a hot dog and finish before they start running. Who wins?