shaw (self parody)

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shaw (self parody)

@shaw__

Feminist coder, cyclist, and transit lover. Cheese enthusiast. UI Engineer. he/him. https://t.co/oaJhJhugxv https://t.co/EeehWtrv5R

🌍 Katılım Nisan 2008

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shaw (self parody)@shaw__·18 Kas

welp, if this is the last tweet i write you can find me here on the internet: bit.ly/3TKuDZ1

Zoë Schiffer@ZoeSchiffer

NEW: Twitter just alerted employees that effective immediately, all office buildings are temporarily closed and badge access is suspended. No details given as to why.

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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌@CraigWeekend·4 Şub

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shaw (self parody)@shaw__·1 Ara

i hate that covering a pot of water actually makes a huge difference in how fast it boils. goddamnit.

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shaw (self parody)@shaw__·27 Kas

@kyliebytes ty for sharing this bot account, it's bringing much joy

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shaw (self parody)@shaw__·27 Kas

@kyliebytes twitter.com/ca_dmv_bot/sta…

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shaw (self parody)@shaw__·27 Kas

CA DMV said it too

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shaw (self parody)@shaw__·15 Kas

elno: *slaps roof of twitter server* this bad boy can fit so many fucking batched RPCs

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Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell)@JPHilllllll·11 Kas

The verified brand situation is getting out of control. Quick thread of twitter blue brands, and brands who might be pissed off at Elon right about now.

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shaw (self parody)@shaw__·10 Kas

@Sanemanem damn @HarisShafiq you’ve changed

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shaw (self parody)@shaw__·10 Kas

absolutely not lol

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shaw (self parody)@shaw__·6 Kas

watch the whole thing

Kevín@KevOnStage

Tik Tok is a national treasure.

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shaw (self parody)@shaw__·6 Kas

starting to think they fired too many people lol

Gergely Orosz@GergelyOrosz

On one end, impressive that this new, verified feature got built and shipped in a week, people working 84 hour weeks. On the other: it doesn’t work. I’m a Twitter Blue subscriber. The new app tells me I now have a verified checkmark. But I don’t. Fast work, but sloppy work.

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shaw (self parody)@shaw__·5 Kas

@Sanemanem ok but look how great they look

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Emily Kager@EmilyKager·4 Kas

tech twitter loves ya'll, tweeps 🐥🫡

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sarah jeong@sarahjeong·2 Kas

“if you don’t like it why are you still tweeting” because I fucking love things that suck ass. I went to law school. I work as a journalist. I have almost finished playing the entirety of mass effect andromeda. I’m a dumb piece of shit

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shaw (self parody)@shaw__·31 Eki

happy halloween 🎃

shaw (self parody)@shaw__

absolutely cannot wait to buy sale halloween candy tomorrow at cvs

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